Need sponsor for Ion Cannon project

All I need is this to power my ion cannon of death:

Do you really need to buy the patent? I think your 95 million would be better spent on one satellite or one ion generator thingy.

I agree. If you just build the damn thing yourself, and get an ion cannon into orbit…you can just request that the patent be turned over to you.

And they will listen…

Unless they like screaming, running around in a little circle, and then turning to cinders.

this will keep me laughing for awhile.