Motivational thought of the day:
Take a walk and stop by your local flower garden to smell the flowers.
Did you do it? Well then you’re in trouble, because you’ve just inhaled a bee! The bee is now buzzing around inside of your head, pecking and scraping at your brain until it is no bigger than a walnut, and finally the bee finds its way out, the same way it came in. So, you should go to the nearest hospital, but uh oh, the hospital is 15 miles away, so you should get in your car and drive there. However, because of the brain damage you no longer remember how to drive a car. You could try hailing a cab but you don’t even remember how to do that. Therefore, you are forced to run 15 miles until you reach the hospital. Unfortunately, because you ran all that way in a brainless daze, everything looks like it is made of Pez! Of course, the logical thing to do in this situation is eat the Pez, so you do, but uh oh, you really bit off a man’s finger! Lucky for the biting victim, you didn’t injure his punching hand, so he punchifies your face, causing your brain to shatter and explode out of your nose. You think the pieces of brain are Pez, so you eat the brain.
Your brain is tasty.