Michigan embarassed by Buckeyes

Michigan’s defense no where to be found yet again. And the offense couldn’t bail them out this time.

My Rose Bowl prediction: Cal 62 Michigan 17

My Rose Bowl prediction: <strike>BYU</strike>Cal <strike>21</strike> 114 <strike>Baylor</strike>Michigan <strike>27</strike> 2

My Rose Bowl prediction: There will be few actual roses.

In other footballing news,
Wisconsin: we think we’re sort of good
Iowa: WRONG
Wisconsin: glad you could clear that up for us

(nt)

That means NO TOUCHDOWNS. For Michigan.

(I don’t follow football at all. Barbarians, the lot of them.)

Gil embarrassed by his inability to spell correctly.

Proper spelling and grammar are a must on the intellectual Mecca that is the internet. Always remember your three R’s, only one of which begins with R! So I guess you should actually forget them before you get the wrong idea.

I just wanted to point out what a fool Gil was for being the giant fat fool that he is (also a fat cat).

gil = fat cat?

See, this is what I’ve been saying all along!

Oh man, I sure do look foolish.

ALMOST AS FOOLISH AS MICHIGAN WHEN THEY GOT RAPED UP AND DOWN BY A MEDIOCRE BUCKEYES TEAM. GOOD THING BRAYLON EDWARDS CAN CATCH FOOTBALLS OH WAIT NO HES GOD AWFUL THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE

Okay, have a good one.

kthxbye

Gil raises an interesting point. He IS a fat cat.

In other news, before the Rose Bowl can take place, Michigan’s crapulence will swell to such largeness that there will be a big black hole where Ann Arbor used to be. Toledo will take Michigan’s place in Pasadena and the fat fat man will eat Aaron Rodgers and his mother.

Rodgers’s mother, not the fat man’s.

Fat.

Sounds good to me.

Most frightening clause ever.

Most overused form of noun phrase ever.

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