That’s more or less what happened Monday when me and two of my friends watched all 3 Extended DVDs of Lord of The Rings.
EDIT: Only we had better sprites.
bite me, I didn’t exactly intend on spending the most time and effort shading some already low-quality orbs.
Also, I’m glad to know you spilled caffiene beverages, vomited, bled out the ass, and urinated on the floor as well as jacked off to goatse and drooled.
I can still beat you at sprites.
It probably didn’t help that the percentage of people present with cocks was… 100?
Yes. Except Aaron, who is fatter than shit.
I can still beat you at sprites.
Well I’d contest that but we really can’t find any objective judges here. And the people on the Bob and George message boards are just insane and unreliable. They banned Trot, after all.
whoa, Trot tried to go to BnG?
Anyways, I know some reliable spriting judges.
I work at Panelmonkey, most of them would probably judge.
Post your works in the art forum, knave!
You weren’t around back when that happened? Man was that awesome. I don’t know if that thread still exists, I’ll try to find it.
I’ll take you up for that challenge as soon as my hand stops burning with the fire of a thousand evils. The sprites I made were mostly ones I needed for my comics, which are made in 16-bit style, so I don’t have anything designed to wow anyone. But once I heal, I’m taking you down.
Although I almost feel like I shouldn’t. I mean, ‘knave’? What’s next? Cur? Miscreant? Fool of a Tuque?
Oh, speaking of my comics, in case anyone cares (NO), I updated The Saga.
looks nice. Is the knight an agile base? And the guy in the business suit, can I guess, Megaman 7 Bass/Forte for body, Mega/Rock for head?
Also, I made a big, crappy, and over flashy comic about the RaveLAN that is nothing but lots of filters, Kirel, and three orbs.
People be actin’ all like zombies at the mall.
Yes, yes and yes. I always loved Agile so I decided to make him into my ‘avatar’ sprite. And yes, that means that it’s me fighting a super-powered guy in a suit. You probably know this isn’t my first comic, so I can assure you I didn’t go and put myself in the first comic I made (unless you count the terrible filler I made for my friends so’d they’d stop pestering me while I looked for backgrounds), like some people. I have special names for those people.
Oh, this particular form of ‘Oblivion’ also has a 32-bit Zero sprite base for the head and some of the hair, but I’ve edited it past any resemblance.
And hey, didn’t you have some sort of comic about violent robot ninjas at the BnG boards?
(needs more pirates)
ay yes, Ryuuketsu. I used to have it. It was excellent. And it was a lazy comic, no custom sprites. I was perfectly capable of doing the sprites, even from scratch, I just was - and still am - a lazy bastard.
Hmm… actually, I remember a young Oblivion with a mostly-recolor Agile sprite opting to be a character in my crappy old Gnosticus 4 comic. You remember, the one that took place on the planet from Commander Keen 4?
Of course I remember. It was kind of a hard comic to follow, because characters acted upon decisions not made clear to the audience at any time. For example, sexy Oblivion jumps impossibly high in the second comic or so and is not seen again for quite some time, and his motivation is never explained. You’ve certainly come a long way. Now your comics are hard to follow because they dare to break the standard still format of most sprite comics. Being too old-school to pull such things, I am almost jealous.
You kind of did nothing for about 2 years after that older comic, if I recall. And I was all “damn it, there goes my publicity”.
As a funny aside, my current avatar is a custom pose of my sprite, edited into a Chris Jericho style silhouette, complete with light tunnel background.
I’m sure I had a motive for the impossibly-high jump.
Uhm…
He was flying away to his home planet.
I mean, screw all dem otha suckas.
As a funny aside, my avatar is a woman, mid-brains-being-blown-out. Look at that eyeball fly, still attached to optical nerves!
This thread sucks.
Shit, man, Keen 4 was <strike>wack</strike> <strike>rape</strike> <strike>Keen has a Green Bay helmet, Mortimer has a Bears helmet</strike> <strike>worse than Keen Dreams</strike> not so good there. Keen 5 is where it’s at. All about the robots. Beedle-beep.
I never knew.
And I think I need a place to upload this terrible comic.
RAVELAN: The reckoning.
coming soon! An oversized piece of shit comic! With special effects that are all too flashy and novice, and are strange amalgations of cheesy filters, mostly from pirated copies of Xenofex and Eye Candy! (Ugh… I really thought I left those behind when I left Gnosticus 4 behind) I mean, who needs things like “Quality”, “effort”, and “not looking like a total noob”? Am I right?
In other words, I was a lazy ass and didn’t feel like doing anything but filters to make the state-of-the-art-piece-of-crap graphics! Oh, oh, and get this: It stars ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER as Kirel. Actually, no it doesn’t. We just wanted him to star in it. But then he told us “It was time to take out the trash” and lifted a dumpster over his head and smashed us.
All these sprites are well and good but here is a picture from the greatest sprite-smith to ever live, Mr Tom “moof” Davies. :
[[img]http://img91.exs.cx/img91/7715/dinowarbig5gc.gif[/img]](http://img91.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img91&image=dinowarbig5gc.gif)
Those aren’t even sprites.
Well its still great. 
I have no idea what sprites are though, I thought they were pictures made up of pixels or something.
^DrAgOn^ is so anti-l337 n009b lol
7up is better.
!!!1