my car turned into a hippo on the freeway today. now i have no car.
But you are one hippo richer.
You, sir, are a lucky man!!
Did it eat anyone?
Was it promoted to detective?
romshand (9:51:33 PM): the city of flint now manufactures hippomobiles
vaska (9:51:44 PM): holy shit, i gotta get me one of those
romshand (9:51:54 PM): it drives off cliffs
vaska (9:52:00 PM): OR ELSE I WILL BE ARRESTED BECAUSE NOT OWNING ONE IS A CRIME IN HIPPOLUS
romshand (9:52:04 PM): YES
romshand (9:52:09 PM): TO THE HIPPOS JAIL WITH YOU
Trot to Trotsky (7:52:18 PM): oh look
Trot to Trotsky (7:52:23 PM): there’s that fellow i’ve heard so much about
Trot to Trotsky (7:52:28 PM): his name is STUPID FACE ROMSUS
RomsHand (7:52:31 PM): yes my name is david poma jr.
RomsHand (7:52:38 PM): and i like to eat ham
I think we got to hippos at some point later in the conversation.
Edit: YES
RomsHand (8:15:25 PM): hippos
Trot to Trotsky (8:16:10 PM): hippo
RomsHand (8:16:22 PM): s
WELCOME TO HIPPOLUS
vaska (9:43:12 PM): oh man this is going to be the greatest weekend ever
vaska (9:43:19 PM): TOTALLY BOSS
romshand (9:43:31 PM): if it involves mario kart then i will agree
vaska (9:43:39 PM): it involves hippos
romshand (9:44:23 PM): hippos on karts?
vaska (9:45:24 PM): now that’s just silly
vaska (9:45:29 PM): silly and spectacular
romshand (9:45:41 PM): YES
romshand (9:47:05 PM): i now have a real email address
vaska (9:47:10 PM): wow
romshand (9:47:11 PM): IT IS A DREAM COME TRUE
vaska (9:47:16 PM): OMGOMGOMGOMG
vaska (9:47:41 PM): hippos@hippos.hps
romshand (9:47:49 PM): that would be nice
romshand (9:48:34 PM): just start a country called hippolus and set up an internet connection so we can use the hps extension
vaska (9:48:53 PM): yes
romshand (9:49:19 PM): i declare the entire eastern half of the united states to be HIPPOLUS
vaska (9:49:24 PM): sweet
romshand (9:49:31 PM): our state bird is the HIPPOS
vaska (9:49:39 PM): i assume this includes everything east of the missihippos
romshand (9:49:44 PM): yes
vaska (9:49:48 PM): excellent
vaska (9:50:05 PM): our leader is Emperor Hippos
romshand (9:50:14 PM): the bible belt is now the hippos belt
vaska (9:50:20 PM): excellent
romshand (9:50:34 PM): where people worship the mighty HIPPOS
vaska (9:51:06 PM): the district of columbia is now known as Hipposcapitalland
vaska (9:51:23 PM): and Washington is renamed Hipposopolis
romshand (9:51:33 PM): the city of flint now manufactures hippomobiles
vaska (9:51:44 PM): holy shit, i gotta get me one of those
romshand (9:51:54 PM): it drives off cliffs
vaska (9:52:00 PM): OR ELSE I WILL BE ARRESTED BECAUSE NOT OWNING ONE IS A CRIME IN HIPPOLUS
romshand (9:52:04 PM): YES
romshand (9:52:09 PM): TO THE HIPPOS JAIL WITH YOU
vaska (9:52:23 PM): SO I GO TO JAIL
vaska (9:52:35 PM): there is hippos in the jail so that the prisoners remain calm
romshand (9:52:39 PM): the prison walls are lined with sharp hippos wire
vaska (9:53:10 PM): the guards carry 22-calibur Hipposrifles
romshand (9:53:23 PM): truly a dangerous weapon
vaska (9:53:28 PM): it fires hippos
romshand (9:53:34 PM): yes
vaska (9:54:14 PM): the primary export of Hippolus is hippos
romshand (9:54:19 PM): everyone outside of the hippos jail is visiting the hippos monument in hipposcapitalland
vaska (9:54:22 PM): so is the primary import
romshand (9:54:38 PM): the shipping crates are marked HIPPOS
vaska (9:55:03 PM): they are shipped on Hippos tankers
vaska (9:55:10 PM): Hippos tankers are unsinkable
romshand (9:55:40 PM): YES
romshand (9:56:00 PM): the street signs have all been replaced with hippos signs
romshand (9:56:22 PM): because you have to yield for HIPPOS
vaska (9:56:40 PM): you have to stop for oncoming hippos
vaska (9:56:49 PM): you have to carry hippos on the top of your car
romshand (9:57:15 PM): H-94 is backed up for five hipposmiles because of a hippos jam
vaska (9:57:52 PM): no one is alarmed or angry
vaska (9:58:05 PM): they are busy listening to Hippos Live on the Hours
romshand (9:58:22 PM): and hippos live on the hippos
vaska (9:58:39 PM): commuting to the hipposwork is a breeze with soothing hippos to listen to
vaska (9:59:54 PM): the hippos heals
romshand (10:01:04 PM): they all work at the hippos factory
vaska (10:01:15 PM): making hippos
vaska (10:01:26 PM): and, for some reason, crackers
romshand (10:02:50 PM): hippos crackers
vaska (10:03:01 PM): they are delicious
vaska (10:03:14 PM): everyone eats them at all three hipposmeals
romshand (10:07:15 PM): can i order a hippos
romshand (10:07:20 PM): for carry-out
vaska (10:07:38 PM): i am taking your order for a delicious hippos from this fine establishment
romshand (10:09:26 PM): the hippos-to-go establishment
vaska (10:09:39 PM): arhipposby’s
romshand (10:11:23 PM): hahaha
romshand (10:11:53 PM): i must go to this arhipposby’s
vaska (10:12:00 PM): YES
vaska (10:12:10 PM): bring trotsky
If you’re presupposing that I wouldn’t eat at a place called Arhipposby’s…you are sorely mistaken.
SORELY.
You said your icq was malfunctioning.
You lied.
Off to the hippos jail with you!
RomsHand (9:04:55 PM): i am speaking to you using aol instant messenger
pomajr217 (9:05:40 PM): really?
RomsHand (9:05:50 PM): yes
pomajr217 (9:05:50 PM): i assumed telapthy
RomsHand (9:06:02 PM): nope, aim
pomajr217 (9:06:49 PM): amazing
AOL 9.0 is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast.
droo
9.0 Hippotimized.