In Defiance of God's Warning

Well, it’s no Asian Lady Beetle infestation, but shit, <a href=“http://www.365gay.com/newscontent/100303phelpsMemorial.htm”>check this out.</a> “MATTHEW SHEPARD, Entered Hell October 12, 1998, in Defiance of God’s Warning: ‘Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is abomination.’ Leviticus 18:22.”

It’s true, though. Have you ever tried to insert your penis into a man’s vagina? We’re talking serious abomination.

It seems to me that Phelps will be in Hell long before Shepard. I’d better get to work on my Phelps statue.

Ye–I MEAN NO!