D SLAVS AND POLISH…ISH PEOPLE AND THOSE OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AND THOSE DARKER PEOPLE AND THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE SORT OF EGGSHELL, WELL ACTUALLY THEY’RE MORE A MIX OF OFF-WHITE AND BEIGE, BUT YOU GET THE BASIC IDEA, RIGHT? YOU DON’T? OH, WELL, WHAT I DO IS I GO TO MY LOCAL SHERWIN WILLIAMS RETAILER AND I TELL THEM: “MIX SOME OFF WHITE AND JUST A SPLASH OF BEIGE” THEN I TAKE THAT COLOR SAMPLE AND HOLD IT UP NEXT TO PEOPLE AND IF THEY LOOK LIKE THAT, WELL THEN I TELL THEM I HATE THEM, AND THEN THEY REALIZE THAT I HATE THEM, AND THEY ARE FORCED TO RETURN HOME TO AFRICA OR OFF-WHITIA OR WHEREVER IT IS THAT THEY LIVE. WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? OH, RIGHT, THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED!
Morman is an incorrect spelling of “Mormon,” so Oblivion asked if he was like Aquaman… see AquaMAN, MorMAN, get it? Then I took the joke to a different place by claiming that Morman is not a superhero like Aquaman. Instead, he’s a Jewish guy… see Silverman or Feinman. This is funny because you can put the stress on different places in the incorrectly spelled word “Morman” and get different things that aren’t anything like Mormons…