Originally posted by Oblivion
I now have five kidneys.
I only have two… but one of them is red!
Whoa, dude, I’ll trade you two kidneys or one heart for that ultra-rare collector’s edition red kidney!
No way, I need this spleen for my privateer moniker, “Redspleen the Pirate”.
Whoa, your red kidney doubles as a spleen?
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HAY I CANNOT READ.
I have two spleens. One is red. Grah.
XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!