I feel insulted

You’ve got that right!

Not while playing Double-Dash. Then I’m cruel and tragic.

Don’t you mean strudel and carrots? OMG LOL funey

Hmm… To be fair, when I’m watching you, all I can usually see is the top of your head bobbing up and down

But you hate the gays! That means you can’t find me dreamy!

The very basis of logic is breaking down…we’re all doomed!

Nope, you’re dreamy and I hate you. I don’t see the problem here. Anyone else?

You win again.