I just realized something terrifying. The song: Turning Japanese by The Vapors is just a big metaphor for masturbating.
I was clued in by the line: And I want the doctor to take a picture of you, so I can see you from the inside as well.
I also figure Blister in the Sun by The Violent Femmes is about jacking off as well, but I can’t be sure.
You didn’t know that about turning japanese? That dog won’t bark, monsieur.
I just assumed…he was…well, Turning Japanese.
I also didn’t get that Jesus Christ Superstar was a retelling of the Christ story until somebody explained it to me. Oh well…
You should know by now that every song ever made by every band is always about masterbation, at least in some small way.
Even Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?
As big freighters go, she was bigger than most, doncha know! Hoo boy!