Huh... Now I feel dirty on the inside

Trot_to_Trotsky · June 12, 2003, 2:31pm

I just realized something terrifying. The song: Turning Japanese by The Vapors is just a big metaphor for masturbating.

I was clued in by the line: And I want the doctor to take a picture of you, so I can see you from the inside as well.

I also figure Blister in the Sun by The Violent Femmes is about jacking off as well, but I can’t be sure.

That’s all.

Corova · June 12, 2003, 9:12pm

You didn’t know that about turning japanese? That dog won’t bark, monsieur.

Trot_to_Trotsky · June 12, 2003, 10:42pm

I just assumed…he was…well, Turning Japanese.

I also didn’t get that Jesus Christ Superstar was a retelling of the Christ story until somebody explained it to me. Oh well…

Smee · June 13, 2003, 8:06pm

You should know by now that every song ever made by every band is always about masterbation, at least in some small way.

King_of_the_world · June 13, 2003, 8:25pm

Duh.

Romsus · June 13, 2003, 8:45pm

Even Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

KBV · June 13, 2003, 9:57pm

As big freighters go, she was bigger than most, doncha know! Hoo boy!

Romsus · June 13, 2003, 10:05pm

…

Whoa.

Gil · June 13, 2003, 10:34pm

GREATEST SONG EVAR

Romsus · June 14, 2003, 1:18pm

Meh.

Gil · June 14, 2003, 7:19pm

Originally posted by Gil
GREATEST SONG EVAR