How to Decompose: A Guide to Everyday Zombie Living

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I will indeed enjoy assembling.

I’m annoyed at the lack of zombies.

Duh! Obviously this is a zombie-derived device used to incapacitate the living and make for easy brain eating. Simply fill the decomposing ball with explosives, shrapnel, and zombie blood to easily turn a shovel/shotgun weilding mob into easy zombified prey. I guess it was above all your brain-filled heads to grasp the concept…

What if the zombie using the device drops it? They’re not the most graceful of creatures.

I guess I’ll have to learn to think like a zombie.

HMMM BRAINS…
HMMM BRAINS…
HMMM BRAINS…
HMMM DOUBLE WHOPPER MEALS WITH PEPSI…

Ah damn it.