Horror!

LPFabulous · April 19, 2004, 5:03pm

NOOOOOO!!!

KBV · April 19, 2004, 6:11pm

“Oooh, yeah. Such tremendous pressu—” bom

SJX · April 19, 2004, 6:21pm

Me: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

NO

Gil · April 19, 2004, 7:51pm

bad day

Trot_to_Trotsky · April 19, 2004, 8:10pm

I have masturbated 640 billion times, and that has never happened to me once!

SHENANIGANS!

LPFabulous · April 19, 2004, 10:17pm

That’s because you have a vagina.

Trot_to_Trotsky · April 19, 2004, 11:41pm

ChemBot · April 20, 2004, 2:43am

Yes, and I believe her name is Emily.

reallyasi9 · April 20, 2004, 9:11pm

Yes, and I believe your name is ZIING!

LPFabulous · April 20, 2004, 9:18pm

To be fair, I took Emily out to dinner tonight, while Aaron was masturbating alone in the dark.

reallyasi9 · April 20, 2004, 9:32pm

ZIIING

Trot_to_Trotsky · April 20, 2004, 10:47pm

Hey! Good one, sport!

ChemBot · April 21, 2004, 3:27am

sigh… I’m so out of the loop

Spkarrer · April 21, 2004, 10:50pm

Just say “Yes, Aaron is gay!” and consider yourself a lifetime loop member

King_of_the_world · April 22, 2004, 2:45pm

It’s not really masturbating if you rub it for hours on end without being able to get it up, then put Vicks on the sore member to simulate what you imagine orgasm to be like.

Gil · April 22, 2004, 3:59pm

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Pipian · April 22, 2004, 7:44pm

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