Guess who celebrates his 18th birthday today??
THAT’S RIGHT! EVERYONE’S FAVORITE BIGOT FROM MISSISSIPPI: WICKS!!
Because he’s 18, that means he can register to vote, and get that Kerry fellow out of office!! Why, he’d probably allow the negroes to rise up and take guns away from white people!
So yeah, everyone take a minute and wish happy tidings to our assault weapon toting friend Wicks.
If only he spent as much time in english class as he did doing donuts in his truck and shooting at stop signs with his many handguns…what a different world this would be.
-Trotsky (not Seraph)