Hilarious TV quotes

In my case, these are from “24” since I’m watching it now, but I expect anyone who reads this to remember at least one quote from a TV show that sounded like the writers were on crack.

“[Terrorists] are trying to corrupt the internet!”

“She accessed the computer through a regular AC power cable, where no one would be looking.”

“I can break the encryption by looking directly at the binary.”

“Can we bypass her security?” “No, she used a machine code matrix!”

We’ll need to hack all IPs simultaneously.

(not from a TV show)
(from Penny Arcade)
(what isn’t from Penny Arcade)

This is second-hand, but on one of the new-ish science-procedurals (CSI and its ilk), terminal velocity was given the value “9.8 meters per second”.

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