Okay so I’ve been up all night from working and I had to drag my bike along for 3 miles on my back because the wheel busted again and I didn’t eat nothing but Oreos and Coke so I think it’s time to get some shit off my chest!
RUSSIA AND GERMANY ARE TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME
I’m listening to a Tatu/Rammstein collaboration called “Moskau” and it kicks fucking ass
DRAGON IS A COOL DUDE EVEN THOUGH HE SEEMS AUTISTIC
Seriously his behavior is erratic and he seems unnaturally nice and naive but I really like the dude and he even bought me an SA account so that rocks!
FUCK YOU WALL STREET JOURNAL
I scooped the Wall Street Journal on interviewing AltF4, which means I’m the best fucking journalist of all time and you should all suck my dick or get an asian 12-year old stand-in if you are a dude!
I MEANT 16 YEARS OLD
GOOGLE AND MICROSQUARE ENIX OR WHATEVER, LAME
Those fucks perverted the internet to advance the communist chinese government’s oppressive agenda, destroying freedom of speech and personal civil liberties by creating search engines and browsers that blog pro-domecracy sites or sites denouncing the whole Tibet thing or pretty much any site that doesn’t say CHINA WINS they probably can’t even see this site all for a quick buck.
WHAT IS UP WITH KOREANS AND BLIZZARD GAMES
Double U tee Eff, mate
MY LEGS AND ANKLES HURT A LOT
I can’t sit at my job [SIZE=7]>: ([/SIZE]
I HAVE A FOOT FETISH
I look at girl’s feet on websites and sometimes steal glances at sandal/sock-wearing girls and if I had a girlfriend I’d ask for a footjob way before a blowjob
GAYS SHOULDN’T HAVE A FUCKING PARADE ANYMORE
FUCK YOU, YOU CAN MARRY AND YOU HAVE YOUR OWN NETWORK, WHERE’S MY FOOT FETISH PARADE YOU FUCKS
SQUALL = FAT
FAT = SATAN
I SERIOUSLY HATE FAT PEOPLE
ESPECIALLY FAT GIRLS
TAYLON MEET IS CANCELLED
You fucks don’t make any effort at all to help me out with this, and I’m busy 7 days a week with my job and school and depression and sleep-unfucking and jacking off to http://www.sweetnote.com/board/takeshi/asikoki2/page8.html
so I just can’t this together on my own in time, so we’ll just try next year you stupid lazy fools. WINDSOR WILL NOT TELEPORT INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM, YOU HAVE TO GET THERE
I THINK FURRIES ARE WORSE THAN PEDOPHILES BUT LESS WORSE THAN GUYS WHO WANT TO FUCK PREGNANT GIRLS
I’M FUCKING TIRED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH