Here’s to hoping the Y2K5 bug doesn’t get us. It’s very deadly and very poisonous, and replicates at supernatural speeds, reducing a cow to a skeleton in 5 minutes. And then eating the skeleton.
I got drunk and fell asleep around 9:30. I missed the comming of the new year by 4 and a half hours. Whoops. So I guess that means I’m caught in a nexus in time where I never age and everyone else grows old around me and every time I wake up everyone has a longer white beard and then they die and I become sad… Or maybe I should stop watching this here Twilight Zone marathon.