Hahahha, God I hate the NFL and Paul Tagliabue.
And I hate sportswriters who are commending Tagliabue for making the NFL a better place. Yes, the Lions are racist…they’re racist because they have more minorities in their front office than most other teams in the league.
Graaaarh.
And I refuse to watch Jay Leno, as he is a big pile of suck. If Arnie were on Conan, however…
Arnie WAS Conan, which I think should be close enough.
Also, since I’m not done ranting, I hope Bush’s first Supreme Court nominee cites the “right to privacy” or “diversity” or some other nonsense to legalize rape and then proceeds to ass-pummel the entire administration… except Rummy, who is quickly becoming my favorite member of said administration. Seriously, betting on terrorism sounds great to me. I’ll even buy the first square: Aaron… on Labor Day… because he’s a communist.
May day, because, if you recall, people on the left are all secretly Europeans. I know I am. Where’s the old WC, what?
You’re not watching it for Leno, you’re watching it for Arnie! After his interview is over, you may commence watching other finer shows.
British?! I think not. You, sir, are a cheese-eating frog.
Roche-fouqueau! I 'ave been, 'ow you say, found out!
Where’s the old WC, what?
You cut me in on the winnings, and you’ve got yourself a terrorist act.