This morning my computer told me to go fuck myself, and now won’t connect to the internet or my home network at all.
It was working fine until I clicked on the little windows update button that appeared, then the internet/network took a shit, and I couldn’t get anywhere (IE wouldn’t connect to anything, Opera would only connect to Fark.com and nothing else, but now connects to nothing). The other computers on my network can all connect to the internet just fine.
This is why I suspected virus or virii on my machine, because this shit has happened before. I fired up F-prot, found nothing. Fired up adaware, found nothing. I reset the router: nothing. I made sure the network cable was plugged in: nothing.
I can’t even go to 192.168.0.1 to check my router settings, so I’m thinking it’s either a problem with my network card, my network cable, or MY GAY FUCKING COMPUTERALJFLKSJGFLASHGLKSADJSAFLJDASLKFHGAOLSJARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
It says that the connection is sending and receiving packets…but I don’t know.
In threads like this you always get some arsehole who says “I use Windows Update and it works fine for me.” So I won’t say that.
All I can suggest is remove all your network settings (uninstall your network card, delete any network connections) and start again.
Your IP stacks might be fucked up.
That or save all your data and reinstall Windows.
Also, if your a cheap stealing bitch using a corprate Windows XP CD, I’d recommend that you chnage your Keycode in your registry before you try to install SP1 or update.
1: Write an email message to your best friend admitting you are gay and leave the message up in the background while you…
2: …play a gay porn video in full-screen mode, making sure ot put it on repeat.
3: Stand on a stool, and tie a scarf around your neck and to a rafter in the ceiling, making sure it’s just long enough to suspend you freely if you were to fall off of the stool.
4: Remove all clothes. Crank it until you bust on your monitor, at the same time kicking the stool out from underneith your feet.
5: Hang there. Hang there until you die. Hang there until your parents find you.
Har, try being a computer tech some time… It’s tons of fun trying to figure stuff like that out while the customer is yelling at you and telling you to give them rediculous discounts on service charges.
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