I need your voices people. I don’t mean like in The Little Mermaid when the giant squid thing steals the voice from Ariel and then fucks Ariel’s boyfriend, either, I mean… man, that’s fucking gross, fucking a squid. Anyway, I mean that I need you guys to help me out. I’m making a dwarven campaign in Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne, and I’m short on voice files. You see, there are only so many dwarven units, and I need someone to cover for my Dwarven Rock Mage and Dwarven Viking voice files.
I’ll start with looking for the Viking voices. If you’re interested in trying out, send me a voice sample of yourself saying the following lines in a Dwarven accent. If you don’t know what a dwarven accent is, picture the worst scottish stereotype ever, then make it more cartoony.
“Yer about te have a little AXE-ident!”
“One time, I played poker with an elf, and I lost my shirt, me shoes, AND MY AXE!”