Forgetting to flush is a good thing


I blame her stupidity…not her disease.

And I still would have flushed.

There was this one time I gave birth to an alien that looked like a log.

I flushed it, I cried.

This one time I layed this deuce that was so massive, I thought I had just delivered a baby. I named it “Lempi.” I called 911, and when they came to check it out, they hit me really hard in the balls. Then I called Aaron, and when he showed up, he also hit me really hard in the balls.

That was a special day.

Lempi… hahahahaha

Phil, did you tell Aaron about Lempi, or is that just the way he greets you?

What the fuck are you guys talking about?