Five Word Conversation, Good Luck

Police!
Stolen avatar to report!

oh no new homestar today!

This is just to weird.

Succeeding where the hippies failed!

you two have my Avatar!!!

I do? OH MY GAWD!

Uh-oh, attack of the clones.

Dont ask what I said.

That not 5 //u9d5 dud3.

Because I all ready forgot.

“Already” is one word, sir.

That is because why again???

It’s called the English language.

No ! We need Translation Now!

I have got no avatar!

I r Famous now? Yay!

Is mark not Special now?

You can now Blame ^Dragon^.

Thats not even proper words!

Yes.
Wait a minute.
What?