Five maximum per post, go.
What’s the point of this?
It’s to be funny, alright?
Yes, I do believe so.
In case of fire: don’t
I don’t get it… sob
You would not Smee, Heh .
Five words? How about less?
But more is better indeed. 
What’s the deal with this?
Just use five words! Easy!
hail Our Lady in Velvet!
What about the contractions, eh?
B.Gates’ corpse must be mutilated!
Almost screwed up there, MG.
Obviously he must be careful.
I used five words, exactly.
The “B.Gates’” was quite questionable.
Anyway, back to the subject…
Wait, there was a subject?