Embarrassing chat log!

(12:49:52 AM) ChemBot: the other night I heard someone watching porn with the audio really loud
(12:50:15 AM) ChemBot: I was thinking “haha, what a desperate guy”
(12:50:35 AM) ChemBot: but then I listened to it more, and it wasn’t porn
(12:50:45 AM) ChemBot: and I died a little inside

It’s embarrassing because you’re talking to yourself!

That begs the question, what was it?

A convo about Stargate SG-1

(10:30:16 PM) earthian: the lady who played Andromeda in the eponymous TV serious with Kevin Sorbo got a regular part when they killed the doctor
(10:31:03 PM) ChemBot: TV serious indeed
(10:31:21 PM) ChemBot: Kevin Sorbo does not mess around!
(10:31:30 PM) earthian: SERIOUS. BUSINESS.

(9:53:38 PM) ChemBot: have you ever thought up a hilarious joke out of nowhere while driving?
(9:54:08 PM) ChemBot: it’s very dangerous
(9:55:46 PM) earthian: not sure that I have
(9:55:49 PM) earthian: what was it?
(9:56:10 PM) ChemBot: the joke goes like this (and requires you to imagine Sean Connery as James Bond telling the joke) “I’m a little sleepy… and a little tea pot”
(10:03:30 PM) earthian: hahaha
(10:03:38 PM) earthian: I’m not sure that really qualifies as a joke
(10:03:44 PM) earthian: but it’s pretty funny to imagine
(10:04:30 PM) ChemBot: if words come out of your mouth and they are funny, it’s a joke
(10:04:45 PM) ChemBot: just like Bill O’Rielly
(10:05:01 PM) ChemBot: who is going to be on the Daily Show on thursday
(10:05:19 PM) ChemBot: tomorrow
(10:12:32 PM) earthian: that guy is such a toolbox
(10:12:48 PM) earthian: if he ever broke, you could exchange him at sears for a new one
(10:13:38 PM) earthian: that’s CraftsmanTM Quality
(10:14:02 PM) ChemBot: no, that would imply that he’s useful
(10:14:40 PM) ChemBot: more like a wheelbarrow with no wheel
(10:14:50 PM) ChemBot: just barrow

(9:23:44 PM) earthian: you played chronotrigger, right?
(9:25:34 PM) ChemBot: yes I have
(9:25:50 PM) earthian: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZScCJMSlLqo
(9:27:18 PM) ChemBot: why must you hurt me so?
(9:27:29 PM) earthian: what you say?
(9:28:50 PM) ChemBot: it’s like I got a popcorn kernel stuck between the teeth of my brain, but I can’t find the right floss
(9:29:27 PM) earthian: hahaha
(9:30:28 PM) earthian: no, I’m prettys ure that would be this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=JP&hl=ja&v=5yAjIlJftCc
(9:31:55 PM) ChemBot: no no no, that is the best thing ever
(9:32:22 PM) ChemBot: I want to absorb and metabolize those kinds of things
(9:32:51 PM) ChemBot: they are just so… nutritious!
(9:33:36 PM) earthian: I’m pretty sure that panda would spike your glycemic index