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“Catalog of Russian porn sites. Best erotica of the ru-net. Links to all porn sites - sex shops, intimate pastimes, porn literature, erotica, teens, sex humor, fetish, lesbians, gay, (with?) secret camera, pissing, BDSM, celebrities, intercourse in the porn catalog.”

I CAN’T IMAGINE ANYTHING GOING WRONG

Awesome, I’ve always wanted to get links to half the internet!

It’s probably more like 3/4 of the internet, actually. I guess they just link you to google with the safe search filter turned off.

Well they’ve been banned, now to figure out something else…

Hello, I am [interested pornographic media consumer], and I would like to know at what location on this great big webbed Inter-net I might be able to locate [pornographic media]. Please assist me, as I have searched everywhere and cannot find any web-site on this Inter-net with such material!

Oh, no! What have you done? With the original posting edited out of this Inter-net web-site-page, I can no longer receive assistance with my [pornographic media] predicament! What will I do now?

Don’t worry, it is kind of a pickle you are in but I did a search for “pornography” and I found this image, it’s a real humdinger!