Dental plan

Like the Futurama thread, only we post Simpsons quotes.

Go Ohta!

Homer: If we learned one thing from “The Amazing Colossal Man” and “Grasshopperus,” it’s that radiation makes stuff grow real big, real fast.

Marge: But didn’t Grasshopperus kill Chad Everett?

Homer: Only because he tried to reason with him.

Marge: Oh.

[size=-1]Ralph: Me fail english, thats unpossible.[/size]

Grandpa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, and a communist, but he is not a porn star!


Mmm, that is good adultery!

Tell them i hate them

oh wai

Think you can get this car home?


“Duff Man, can’t breath! Oh no!”

and then the classic…

“My eyes! The goggles do naaathing!”

Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
That’s “Homer J. Simpson”, Chief. You’re reading it upside down.
Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.
Uh, Chief? You’re talking into your wallet.

Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
You mean the revolver, sir?

Chalmers: Good Lord! What is happening in there?
Principal Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of the day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: Can I see?
Skinner: No.
Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, Mother, it’s just the Northern Lights.

Chalmers: God has no place within these walls! Just like facts do not belong in organized religion!

“We’ll make our getaway aboard the Spruce Moose. Hop in, Smithers!”
“But sir, I…”
cocks gun “Hop in.”


“What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Go ahead, do your worst!”

“Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons”

Edna: “<i>Embiggens</i>? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield!”

Ms.Hoover: “I don’t know why. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.”

“Change me back!”

“Why, that would require some sort of rebigulator, which is a concept so rediculous it makes me laugh out loud” (Jerry Lewis-esk laugh)

It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times!? You stupid monkey!