So today I was typing random things into Word on a laptop and somehow I ended up with this:
DEAR PUB;LISHER, I LIKE BOG SOCKS THAT WRAP ARROUND MY FOT THEY ARE ALSO GOOD. I THINKTHEY NEED SOME WASHING OR ELSE THEY GET ALL BLACK AND THEY TALK TO MEOT LIKE A SNAKE. THEY ARE WARM AND COMPFY. THEY TASTE KINDA FUNNY B I HAVE TROUB;E REMEMBEING WHERE I AM GOING OR WHAT I AM DOING LIKE NOW WHAT AM I DOING WHY AM I TYPOING THIS WHN I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. DEAR PUBLISHER, I LIKE BIG SOCKS THAT WRAP ARROUND MY FEET LIKE A SNAKE. THEY ARE WAMRM AND COMFY. THEY TASTE KINDA FUNNY BUT THEY ARE GOOD. I THINK THEY NEED WASHING OR THEY GET LL BLACK AND TALK TO ME. I HABVE TROUBLE REMEMBER DEAR PUBLISHER, I KLIKE BIG SOCKS THAT WRAP ARROUND MY FOOT LIKE A SNAKE. THEY ARE WAR DEAR LPLUBLISHER, I LIKE PUBLISHERS ANHD DEARS THAY PUBLISH DEAR PUBLISHER, I LIKE PUB
I’m not sure what this is supposed to mean, but it’s probably some kind of cry for help.