My name is Chris and I’m addicted to Cheez-its.
They’re so delicious.
…you make me sick.
My name is Ian and I am addicted to Cheez-its.
They’re so delicious.
…so do you.
Have you no willpower etc.
lights up a smoke and puffs away
addicts, the lot of you, bleurgh.
You know what suck? Cheese Nips.
I don’t know how they can go so very, very wrong…but they do.