Campus Antics!

Now that 100% of the people who are cool on this board have graduated, it’s time to share the antics you had while drinking vodka and wearing a traffic cone on your head. I’ll start:

First of all, as many will remember, I spent a large portion of the first two years writing terrible techno songs based off of one-word stories. After 16 songs, I finally made a few worth listening to:<br> <br><a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/Phillip%20Killewald%20-%20Great%20Books%202.mp3” target="_new">Great Books 2</a>, featuring lyrical guest Ralph Williams<br><a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/Phillip%20Killewald%20-%20Life,%20Death,%20and%20Japanese%20126.mp3” target="_new">Life, Death, and Japanese 126</a>, with a short conversation between a teacher and his students<br><a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/Phillip%20Killewald%20-%20Graduation%20Bomus.mp3” target="_new">Graduation Bomus</a>, an unreleased single I made after graduating. It features a mess of drums and the only surviving clip of <i>The Longest Fire</i> by the Backrow Rebellion in existence.<br><br><br>Further, I started to have fun my senior year with posters and their distribution around campus. I began with something simple, yet totally inexplicable, just to see if I could figure out how to put them up without being seen, and where they would have be seen by the largest number of people. The posters became more and more bizzare, and nobody seemed to question them.They are, in chronological order:<br><br><a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/ghost.png” target="_new">GHOST!</a><br><a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/saturn.png” target="_new">You cannot eat Saturn…</a><br><a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/platypus.png” target="_new">Duck-billed platypus</a><br><a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/helicobacter.png” target="_new">Helicobacter</a><br><a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/bagelcil.png” target="_new">Make your own bagelcil</a><br><a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/pavarotti.png” target="_new">Connect the dots</a><br>These three were designed to replace the door signs in Angell Hall. I made about 10 of each, along with a series of others I forgot to archive. They are <a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/msuaa.png” target="_new">MSU Ann Arbor</a>, <a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/ndaa.png” target="_new">ND Ann Arbor</a>, and <a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/osuaa.png” target="_new">OSU Ann Arbor</a>.<br>And finally, <a href=“http://www-personal.umich.edu/~paste/saturn-proof.png” target="_new">the away message of one of my friends</a>, proving that at least somebody paid attention to one of these things.

This must be made poster size so I can hang it on my wall next to my Katamari poster when I get a Katamari poster.

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::sad:

Laffo.

And I will be constructing a bagelcil post haste.