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Romsus · February 22, 2002, 7:26pm

So I noticed that <a href=“http://www.taylon.com” target=_blank>taylon.com</a> has absolutely nothing to do with Taylon. In fact, it just redirects you to gotlife.org:

“got life?® speaks to today’s generation with user friendly materials, Flash graphics and easy to use acronyms. We are able to use got life?® with every age group in our church.”

Wrong. Got Life?® speaks to today’s generation by having Kirel burn many, many Bricks. There are no Flash graphics or acronyms. There are no churches, and Kirel is more popular than Jesus. Every age group can enjoy the Taylon. Or the Got Life?® Or whatever.

<a href=“romsus.com” target=_blank>It is time for taylon.com to have a new format.</a>

KBV · February 22, 2002, 7:30pm

Not only is Kirel more popular, powerful and knowledgable than Jesus, Brick dies more times than Jesus does. Taylon comic wins.

Romsus · February 22, 2002, 10:41pm

NO. NO. NO. AND AGAIN…NO.

I for 1 Loved it , Gore , Spoofy-ness and sheer stupidity makes this movie a Triple c+ for Hilarous Campy B/S for a C- Movie. The Fx were ok , plot horrible ! God my eyes ! >_< The abily to eat popcorn lost all function because of the laughter but the lead female indeed a Hottie. Nice Flix kool to rent not to own however.

THIS IS A QUOTE BY PSX-FORUM RESIDENT LEON MCNICHOLS. HE IS TALKING ABOUT NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIES. NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIES.

I don’t know how it could be humanly possible to even like this movie a little. In fact, I don’t know how it’s possible not to have the urge to burn this movie. But apparently Leon is full of surprises…OF DEATH.

That badmovies.org post had better be a joke, Leon…

(By the way, for all the non-Michigan residents that don’t know what NoTZ is, it is a movie. It is one of the worst movies in existence. If I told you any more, you’d probably want to commit suicide)

KBV · February 22, 2002, 10:47pm

You could extract meaning from that?
I got through “I for 1 loved”, and then it turned into Leonspeak, and very stylized Leonspeak, at that.

Gil · February 22, 2002, 10:49pm

I do not know what to say. Whenever you think Leon has achieved a level of foolishness that cannot possibly be surpassed, he…

I do not know what to say.

Spkarrer · February 22, 2002, 11:01pm

Arg, sentence fragments scrambling brain… sending ion cannon firing codes… cannot control self.

Nice fx? Burrrrrrns…

Trot_to_Trotsky · February 22, 2002, 11:33pm

So what Leon’s telling us is that he loves to watch dead black person penis flopping all over his TV screen (please note, this was REAL footage they used for this movie. These weren’t actors with their dead penises hanging out, dead…these were real Africans that died of real Hantavirus or something).

So he’s a necropheliac homosexual who has jungle fever.

ChemBot · February 22, 2002, 11:40pm

hmmm… I don’t see leon taking offense to that one…

</sarcasm>

KBV · February 22, 2002, 11:58pm

Leon would take no less offense if Trot had commented on the nature of cheese.

ChemBot · February 23, 2002, 12:20am

mmm… cheese…

Spkarrer · February 23, 2002, 8:02am

Leon must be drunk or on ruffies or something… he hasn’t responded yet. In fact, if he doesn’t get on by the end of the day, I’m thinking he was actually serious about his forum leaving this time.

Disclaimer: This prediction will burn with much wrath. I just wanted to find a way to put the word “ruffies” somewhere.

Romsus · February 23, 2002, 9:44am

It would not surprise me if Leon also enjoyed Feeders 2. Or Burial Ground.

Nah…I doubt that even he could think Burial Ground is good.

KBV · February 23, 2002, 11:02am

Originally posted by sasukechan
mmm… cheese…
mmm… cheese-covered cheese-liking cheese girls…

ChemBot · February 23, 2002, 1:31pm

…

leave me out of your sick fantasies!

KBV · February 23, 2002, 1:49pm

I didn’t mean you. I meant… uh… someone else.

Spkarrer · February 25, 2002, 9:19am

Has anyone ever been up to Central Michigan University and realized that it is desolate and depressing? I hated it there within five minutes.

Gil · February 25, 2002, 10:18am

Why were you at Central Michigan?

Spkarrer · February 25, 2002, 3:04pm

Visiting friends, nothing special.

I even missed the Simpsons… a new episode.

Romsus · February 25, 2002, 5:28pm

Originally posted by Spkarrer
[B]Visiting friends, nothing special.

I even missed the Simpsons… a new episode. [/B]

Unacceptable.

Well…I guess you really didn’t miss too much, as it was not as humorous as other Simpsons episodes.

system · February 25, 2002, 6:02pm

Originally posted by Romsus
Wolfenstein? But…I don’t have $55…

Wanna copy of it?
j/k. it’s only 30 bux if you buy it where i got mine