Okay, so last night I was at the mall’s bookstore looking for furry porn, or a Japanese dictionary, or something like that, and I happened to stumble upon the “Look Mom, I can read books that are divided up into chapters, so that makes me SMART” section. But instead of walking directly out of that lame isle of books, I decided to walk through. I am glad I did, because in that section I found the most wonderfully titled book ever and took a camera phone pic.
Ahahahah, I’ll bet only two people out of the whole publishing office caught onto what the eff the author titled this book. I’m sure they had a good laugh, but were then fired and killed. No clue why, though.
I someday want to finish this book and then be like all cool because I read it I was going to finish it but the words where too hard because I forgot how to read I only started to learn to read again 2 months ago so it is really hard for me
