http://www.sel.barc.usda.gov/Diptera/syrphid/gates.htm
Why does this man have a fly named after him?
Because he contributed so much… to… fly science. According to the article. I guess he decided flies needed a portion of his great wealth.
Maybe he gave them 2 dollars. I’m pretty sure that’s more than anyone else would spend on flies.
In other news, this fly has the comical peculiarity of looking like it’s wearing huge glasses.
I sent bill gates an e-mail asking how he feels about the rapid decline in the fly population with newer and stronger pesticides. He has yet to respond. He’s probably bathing in 100 dollar bills.
FLIES LIKE TO EAT SHIT
BILL GATES IS KNOWN TO EAT SHIT
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
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Its kind of like an age old tradition for microsoft!
[size=2]DAMN IT CHRIS, WHERE ARE THE GATES NEWDS ALREADY???[/size]
Talking about Bill Gates…
[img]http://img49.exs.cx/img49/4452/billgates014ky.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8105/billgates029ug.jpg[/img]
Edit:
NEWDS COMING RIGHT UP KBV
[spoiler]Around about never[/spoiler]
Ohh… Windows ME proves he’s not just a pretty face too!
What is he doing with his hand in the second picture?
Please God answer me now oh God please PLEASE GOD ANSWER ME OH MY GOD.
Levitating a disklette!
Whoa, he does magic too!
I thought he was just throwing it.
He is a man of many talents!
Like stealing ideas, for example.
And making Windows crash during presentations.