Grade: 86%
Chris Jericho: Updating website again.
Weekly free Anime showing: Started up again.
Terra: Tricked into saying she jumped my bones.
Diablo: Eaten.
HHH: No longer World Heavyweight Champion, after a 13-Fucking-month long reign.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Releasing new games and episodes.
Mario Golf: Purchased.
JR and Jerry ‘the King’ Lawler: FIRE-ARED!
CvsSNK2 high score: Beaten, using Dan.
Mets: Lost 4 out of 3 games to the Expos*
Porn: Plentiful.
So, as you can see, I’m having the greatest week ever, and by my watch, you only have 45 minutes left to ruin it! Gentlemen, start your engines!
Nah, Higashi only acts like Dan. His moves are pretty decent, and he was one of the three starting characters for the original Fatal Fury. I mean, come on, the guy can throw double Hurricane Uppers. He’s kind of awkward to use, though, but he still has better range and priority than Dan.