Best Book Report Ever

This is most assuredly the best book report ever.

I mean, when a book has pirates, ninjas, pirates battling ninjas, and also dinosaurs, how can you go wrong?

I only read the first boring half. I should have kept reading!

I want a laser sword with guns attached that shoot swords.

That was minutes of pure awesome.

I was sad when the pirates were defeated the first time. But then they came back so it was OK.

there was a lens flare and motion blurred

Thats exactly how I remember the story going, he should be a director…

Bah. He only read the shortened school version. That watered down piece of crap leaves out the WHOLE THING about the saga of the zombie/vampire/werewolf war.

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