This is most assuredly the best book report ever.
I mean, when a book has pirates, ninjas, pirates battling ninjas, and also dinosaurs, how can you go wrong?
This is most assuredly the best book report ever.
I mean, when a book has pirates, ninjas, pirates battling ninjas, and also dinosaurs, how can you go wrong?
I only read the first boring half. I should have kept reading!
I want a laser sword with guns attached that shoot swords.
That was minutes of pure awesome.
I was sad when the pirates were defeated the first time. But then they came back so it was OK.
there was a lens flare and motion blurred
Thats exactly how I remember the story going, he should be a director…
Bah. He only read the shortened school version. That watered down piece of crap leaves out the WHOLE THING about the saga of the zombie/vampire/werewolf war.