So yeah, Dudeman is missed fondly, and I figured I’d start a thread about something close to my heart.
What is this, you may ask? Hating the Insane Clown Posse. Okay, sure, everyone hates them and their fans for obvious reasons, but these cancerous beasts are actually an even bigger plague than you might think, especially to me.
See, they happen to like wrestling. Right there that makes me and the wrestling world in general fags by association, which is not appreciated. But they even went so far as having a stint with WWF/E, where they would play a couple of shitty wrestlers’ entrances. While with WWFE, they managed to raise more shit in the locker room than Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart’s feud, pissing off every wrestler in the company and even indirectly cost John Tenta, aka Earthquake, his job.
Needless to say, when the wrestlers’ gimmicks were trashed, the Posse was booted out of the building. But their annoying antics did not stop there, as I had hoped, no. They are now part of a small promotion, a terrible one whose name I won’t put here to stop any publicity it might get. See, this promotion doesn’t wrestler as much as they throw themselves into broken glass and shit like that, cutting themselves endlessly, doing dangerous and idiotic stunts which they are not qualified to accomplish properly, all inside a ring. And of course the actual wrestling is godawful, and shameful.
But because of the posse’s involvement, this promotion is now catching the media’s eye, and wrestling lawsuits are starting to flare up against Vinny Mac of WWE. And of course parents will not let their kids watch wrestling after they see so much as half of the commercial for the NBC Special Report on violence in wrestling.
I fuckign hate those clowns.
