Apocalypse now or later?

What is your favorite sign that the end of the world is near?

The US has elected it’s first black president, but that was inevitable. The real sign of the end times is that after our elections, so much of the world that used to hate us now likes us. This is more frightening than any sign seen before. Still though, it’s weird when countries like Germany and Ukraine are excited to be able to deal with a president other than our great and glorious president Bush. Just think of what will happen at the next G8 summit when Obama gives the German chancellor a neck massage.