And I ran, I ran so far away

You’re Canadian?

“We”?

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Well, my whole family is from Canada.

Some by way of England and Ireland, others by way of…French fur traders.

My great grandpa didn’t speak a word of English…

But now you are a Michiganer.

We prefer Michigander, Michiganian, or Fuckass.

Correction: American Canuck-Fuckass. I do believe you have a balloon in the Thanksgiving parade.

I stand by Michiganer. I have parental evidence that it’s accurate.

I have a book that lists all of those funny words. Like Floridians, New Yorkers, Californians, Arkansawyers, Oklahomans, Dallasites, Houstonians, Chicagoans, and Pittsburghers. I will look it up when I get home.

It has practically every possible name too. Name a place and I can get the name for you.

Your book will not have a sense of humor, and thus will not contain Michiganer.

Also, try someone from Stoughton.

Or Hancock, Michigan.

GET IT? THE FUNNY PART IS THE WORD COCK!

Lafayette.

more like lafaggot, lol

If I were the sort to use violence and knives, I would remove your head and body from your throat with knives.

Where is my Seraviel picture?

You should ask him.

Snapdragon@videotron.ca

OH, SNAP

dragon

Michiganian is the official name, but strong support exists for Michigander

In 1979 the state legislature voted to make Michiganian the official demonym… Nevertheless, some citizens continue to call themselves Michigander, a term that, legend has it, was created by Abraham Lincoln in the 1848 presidential campaign, when, as a United States Representative, he opposed the nomination of a general from Michigan…

Michiganite is given in the U.S. Government Printing Office (GPO) Style Manual and was put there by the GPO Style Board.

Stoughton is not listed, but the general rules is that it would be Stoughtonian.

It does too contain Michiganer as well, and it explains that IT IS A SECRET.

oy vey

What about those from Hancock?

Or Syracuse.

Do Syracuse!

Atheneans.

Ann Arbor

Would that be Ann Arborite?

How about Lansing?

Cowfucker? Sheepfucker? Cocksucker?

How about Waunakee?

Hint: Honky