*Ahem*

…hello?

Happy birthday!

How’s your dad?

Still churning out cancer, disease, poverty, bad luck, unfortunate accidents, and cruel twists of fate like there’s no tomorrow.

It’s good to hear that he’s doing well in his chosen career path.

Cross miss taim was good

You’ve also got that show on broadway.

L. Ron says you’re a dirty Thetan.

Ron came up with some pretty MIND [url=“http://img94.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img94&image=scientology6915wx.jpg”]BLOWING stuff, so maybe he is right! (Those were pages from his awesome scientology hand book!)

Anyway Jesus keep up the good work of doing whatever and maybe being a thetan!

Yes, I’m feeling brighter already.

Happy birthday, Rod Serling.

FIXT

(nt)

So Jesus, I see you decided to come back as Vince Young.