Basically, you choose a class, kill things like zmobies and skleletons, get items and go on quests, it’s all free, you don’t need to download anything, there are no other players to bug you because it’s not real-time, and it’s really damn funny.
There’s a picture of my character attached.
If I can make level 7, which might take a week or so, I’ll start up a RomsHand clan and we can all fuck around together.
You guys might want to hit mount noob and have a chat with toot. That will help you start out. You also get a certificate from it, which is pretty cool. Some other things you might want to know:
<list><li>Anything labeled “Worthless” <i>can</i> be discarded, but you probably want to go to the market and buy a hermit permit and give it to the hermit in the mountains. You can trade it for some really bitching things from him.</li>
<li>You need meat paste to combine items. After you find some paste, you can make more at any time for 10 meat a piece. You can also sell it back for 10 meat. All combining, selling, cooking, smithing, etc. can be done from your inventory.</li>
<li>Almost everything sold in town is hillariously expensive. The only things you really want to buy are hermit permits, gum-on-a-strings, an oven, a terrerium, a meatsmithing hammer, a cocktailcrafting kit, a casino pass, the newbiesport tent if you’re into PVP, and maybe some spraypaint if you want to paint something on the wall in the wrong side of the tracks.</li>
<li>The haiku dungeon is the best place to get your first few levels. You don’t fight anything there, but get a good amount of meat (20 - 25 per encounter), and anywhere from 1 to 3 stat points.</li>
<li>Talk to the artist and see what he’s looking for. Also the Untinker, and the folks in your class’s base. You can get nifty things from them if you help them out / prove yourself / fellate them.</li></list>
