A day of international tragedy

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/21/amin.profile/

My number 1, all-time favorite crazy-ass asshole dictator is dead at the age of 80 today.

That’s right, former Ugandan dictator Idi Amin has passed away and has slipped into the deepest, darkest, fieriest pits of hell reserved for those crazy enough to eat other human beings, and keep their heads as trophies for their own pleasure.

Some will remember him for being that bloodthirsty animal that ruined the lives of millions of Ugandans and Kenyans, but I’ll always remember him as the asshole who declared himself King of Scotland and Heavyweight Champion of the World (no, I’m not joking).

Also: he never graduated grade school.

So take a moment to reflect on perhaps the funniest human being of the 20th Century.

Lies, Bob hope is funnier.

As a corpse, anyway.

‘King of Scotland?’

Indeed.

He reportedly spent hours yelling at the corpses of political prisoners he had murdered, making sure that they got the message.

Sounds like my kind of guy.

“YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD, NOW, YOU FUCKING BLANKA! YOU GOT THAT? SO IF YOU EVER GET IN MY WAY AGAIN I’LL KILL YOU TWICE AS HARD! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

It doesn’t help that he looks like Balrog.

hahaha, he does too! Fun stuff that yelling at corpses. I should try that sometime.

I can’t beleive Allah would allow such a man to die.

Time to start worshping <strike>Jesus</strike> Satan.