The thread that just won't die

So therefore the pressure dropped, and they all went insane from the mercury vapors.

And thier eyes bled chocolate from the Wonka Factory as they were mugged by oompah loompahs

Super-duper viva la oompah loompahs.

Super duper supermen?

Super Willy?

Free willy maybe? Anyone for a Marshmellow?

realises babble is occuring

mmmmm

I don’t like marshmallows, too dry, how about a small and somewhat demented pixie in a green herb sauce

Drixe:Never underestimate the power of pie.

the power of the fruit compels you.

do you infer that I am a fruit???

If you do… how do you know, you must go to the same weekend nightspots as me.

oops

Is the new taylon up yet?

Uh…

Which one?

Uh, Zap, shouldn’t you take this up in the RomsHand update thread? Not that you can’t post it here, just that if you look there you might see that new taylons are announced there.

Originally posted by LeonMcNichols
Free willy maybe?

The whale crushed our boy!..Ugh, what a mess.

No marshmelons for me, thank you.

do marshmelons grow in the south of france, im going there on holiday one day soon and while there would like to partake in some of that delightful french dish “le soup du terre’” which apparently contains marshmelons amongst other secretly hoarded french ingredients.

I’ve heard it’s very tasty and nutritious, but requires that the marshmelons be harvested lcoally, so if marshmelons do not grow in that area then i may be forced to change my holiday plans as the primary reason (the only reason indeed!) for going to france (given that i cannot stand the way the french smell) is to eat their fabulous food and drink all that cheap wine and find out what on earth a Euro actually is, is it some form of small person? I don’t know, I just know they use it as a form of currency out on the ‘continent’, how quaint, but my holiday plans rest on this.

No marshmelons = no france and a weekend in bournemouth.

Plant a marshmellow tree.

you see, I could but they don’t bloom for seven thousand, eight hundred and twelve years, and then they only actually bear fruit once every 19 months.

So as you can see, planting one now would really leave me without fruit for a while, and I don’t think i could get time off then.

Use the time machine in thunderclees’s backyard.

Or use the wayback machine in reverse. :ghost:

Time machines and waybacks are not conduicive to a good holidaying experience i’ve found, in any case where I’ve used one (my holiday to prehistoric africa being a prime example) things invariably go horribly wrong.