The thread that just won't die

Mmm horsey.

Horseradish? Spicy mustard indeed.

Horseradish is wonderful.

A Lil Jalapeno never hurts as well, Good for Digestive tract as well.

I never had much of a taste for peppers. Horseradish, though, I can’t seem to have enough of.
Except that one three cubic inch chunk that gave me a coughing fit.

That horseradish really clears up your signesses.

SINUSES = CLEAR

more posts are needed! i want to see this thing reach over 1000 posts by the end of the week!

Let’s get many posts.

Many posts are in order.
Oops, they are Apple posts, so although they were announced today, they will actually ship early next month.

my signiture changed a little…

It is an enjoyable signature.

holloween is coming… alas, i am to old to get free candy… .and to tall to pretend i’m that young…

Take someone short with you. You can convince people to give you candy that way, or they may give you coughdrops.

Halloween is coming… alas, I will be too surrounded by shiny things to care.
Wait, shiny things and alas in the same sentence? How foolish of me. There is no alas in shiny things.

There’s no I in team.

i should give out brusselsprouts…

Every time a child eats candy god kills a brusselsprout.

Please, think of the brusselsprouts.

I do not… Halloween. Perhaps this is because I suck.

I should give out candy.
On a street corner. And use a really gravely, conspiratory voice.

Except that this year if I got arrested it would actually matter.
Damn.