The thread that just won't die

I don’t want to leeeeeeave!

Then chain you self to the garage.

But the garage is gasp outside!

The pipes in the bathroom it is then!

They’ll never try to pull you off, for fear of breaking the pipes!

Hrm… That’s a possibility.

Remember to chain your PC next to you, so you can still post and IRC.

Don’t just have it next to you, chain it up too. So they can’t take it.

But they could turn it off…

And when they come to take you away, just scare them off by yelling things like:

“I live in a giant bucket.”

or

“My… anus… is… bleeding!”

etc.

or “i lack testicles! let me wallow in grief!”

I like the second suggestion

That was a wonderful animated video.

Yes.
You bring your coat?

and oatmeal

The topic of this thread is to be off topic?

So by being off topic, we are actually being on topic.

And being on topic is actaully being off topic.

So what’s on, or off topic here?

Gin and Pip know that this issue has already been resolved. Now get your off-topic on!

And the resolution was?

The resolution was 1024 * 768.

2x4 aren’t really 2x4 anymore…

Haven’t been for a while, have they?

Yummy.

Thanks to Guy for this one!