HELLO CADIUM! Welcome to the Internet!

Squall · October 16, 2004, 5:01am

Now, once getting that out of the way, on to the rest…

Cadium is actually rather cool, if he’s the same one that apparently showed up at JP. One hopes he doesn’t get his ass warpered by this place. Then again, he might be affiliated with a certain man living in Scotland, so it might already be too late. One can still hope, though.

As for “crap” that didn’t welcome him, since when do I care what people like you think of my words?

Let’s see…“a bunch of crap” that doesn’t take seriously the idea that I truly would harass entire email accounts from a hundred different email addresses if necessary…other useless responses…except for one that’s worth it, here we go…

Ugly…that’s all you have? Dear God, dire need for better marketing here. “SQUALL, the last of the blood warriors who inspires badass, rockin’ opponents like OBLIVION to…call him ugly!” sighs

Is it so wrong to seek drama, what with the pathetic state of actual-interesting-things at a whole bunch of sites? With most of the links provided being conclusive proof that the world is sliding towards a gray-colored hell, why NOT write some drama? It can be good practice at making good writers.

Yes, and banning Leon was still a piece of shit (especially since you’d led him by acting friendly), orchestrated by communalistic bastards, of which you, by being in charge, get the special distinction of being chief of. Don’t you feel special? I know I would if I were in your place…

OHES WOW, SUMONE HOOSE CAN SPEAK LIEK THIS!!!~! I AM FLUMOXED AND ESTOUNDINATEDED! JOOPY-WOO KOOL WHIP CREAM. :abduct:
steps back into sanity
I can only wonder if you’ve even heard of Ender Wiggin…
Intellectualistic was a word purposefully invented for just such a use by you, Trotty. Thank you for helping us make a better language day by day.

On a more pleasant note, The CIA has been dispatched and will be Arriving shortly.

_DrAgOn · October 16, 2004, 6:02am

Squall:

Funny how you mix up six months of conversations, Drag. But hey, you’ve been good at that in the past, why expect better, eh?

I like things like snarls and so forth. Better the aggressive and the wolvish (or take your pick on cool bloodthirsty carnivore) than the weak-ass vibes that so many of my fellow males give off these days, after “society” and what-it-expects has emmasculated them. And for those of you saying “uhhhh…” about that complicated and difficult word, it means having their balls cut off. Is that to say I believe we live in a country that has been neutered of any true potency (not just in sex, but hey, why not use a word that makes people here think of it)? Not really, I happen to believe our civilization itself falls under that category, not just country.

Vampires and Mario Kart…this is great, and the six-month or more mix up thing once again. The times I talked to you about vampires (in all confidence that you and I were having a civil and interesting conversation on the subject…dippy me, eh? I should learn to be more careful in the future from the in-crowders/sycophants of the world)…such times you wanted to know, I seem to recall, about my interest in such things as goth and shadows and more morbidly, death (though we never got to that one, unfortunately).
 The times I talked to you about [i]Mario Kart[/i] and writing fanfic of it was the time you realized (or so I thought) that I intended a [i]Days of Thunder[/i] sort of feel to it...to quote your phrase for it, actually. Granted, NASCAR sucks weed these days as an entertainment expo gone mad that now rivals even the WWF in its idiocy and obsession with money, but the idea is the same...auto racing can be fun to watch, if one gets into the minds of the kinds of people who do such things (for further insight, may I recommend [i]"A.J."[/i], the autobiography of the greatest ass-kicking driver ever to grace the asphalt). My still to this day pondering making such works in the Mario Kart racing world (not the most recent, childish piece of shit Nintendo dished out, but the OLD days in open-wheel cars that actually looked like racers and tracks with grandstands for actual [i]people[/i] to sit) was in turn my personal spin on things. Other fanfic I've contemplated is a work that ties Metal Gear in with every conspiracy story known to exist, including [i]X-Files[/i] and [i]JFK[/i].
To round this out, if you’re going to attack me, at least do it without supposed links to “until he got banned.” You know as well as I do I didn’t break any of their fucking “rules” that they themselves don’t follow (or maybe didn’t a better word there?..not sure if that board’s completely dead by now or not).
 [i]Squall[/i]

Squall, did you spend an hour writing this?

[i]HOPE TO SEE YOU AT YIFFCON 05[size=1]

[/size][/i][size=4] [color=DarkOrchid][color=Lime]Dragon[/color][/color][/size]

Seraph · October 16, 2004, 6:55am

See, I read that, but all I saw was: I AM A GIGANTIC FURRY FAGGOT.

Oh, this is Trotsky again.

psx-dude · October 16, 2004, 9:23am

I suck at the internet. Apparently. If only I had let leon not be banned

imagines

SJX · October 16, 2004, 12:25pm

“;(” ?

Romsus · October 16, 2004, 4:23pm

lol gamecube is for kidz lol

Squall

psx-dude · October 16, 2004, 4:58pm

I tried to imagine it, but I couldn’t understand it.

Squall · October 16, 2004, 9:26pm

I’m trying to imagine why anyone would even want to defy the magic interneter powers and sign their name as me as Romsus has just done.

No, Dragon, more like 15 min. with a lot of interruptions from you in between…and don’t feel too bad, Trotty. Some people are just born like that, you can’t help it.

accept no substitutes who only try to mimic anyway

Chris · October 20, 2004, 8:07pm

thank you for the welcome, i plan to post here often.

ChemBot · October 20, 2004, 8:35pm

Hooray! It only took 5 pages of crap before the thread got on topic.

Welcome for real this time Cadium.

psx-dude · October 21, 2004, 12:10am

will the real cadium, please stand up, please stand up

oh shit, eminem is gonna sue me.

_DrAgOn · October 21, 2004, 2:38am

Hello Cadium!

Dopefish · October 21, 2004, 5:05am

Welcome. You may like it here UNLESS YOU ARE SQUALL, because we are an almost loveable group of idiots UNLESS YOU ARE SQUALL that most of us wish you to love UNLESS YOU ARE SQUALL, especially Trotsky. Who runs the bike shop, where everybody can steal from UNLESS YOU ARE SQUALL because he is fat and usually either raving or eating all that Arbys UNLESS YOU ARE SQUALL. Did you know that RAVING burns CALORIES UNLESS YOU ARE SQUALL. I did not know that UNLESS YOU ARE SQUALL.

Trot_to_Trotsky · October 21, 2004, 8:48am

What the fuck?

Romsus · October 21, 2004, 5:32pm

I don’t know man, I posted here once and regretted it for the rest of my life.

_DrAgOn · October 21, 2004, 8:01pm

Posting on the internet is a serious buisness and is not to be entered lightheartedly, take time to contemplate the full risks involved in this risky venture.

Chris · October 22, 2004, 8:52pm

since this is the only active forum, where can i get psx isos?

King_of_the_world · October 22, 2004, 9:38pm

Squall:

Now, once getting that out of the way, on to the rest…

Cadium is actually rather cool, if he’s the same one that apparently showed up at JP. One hopes he doesn’t get his ass warpered by this place. Then again, he might be affiliated with a certain man living in Scotland, so it might already be too late. One can still hope, though.

As for “crap” that didn’t welcome him, since when do I care what people like you think of my words?

Let’s see…“a bunch of crap” that doesn’t take seriously the idea that I truly would harass entire email accounts from a hundred different email addresses if necessary…other useless responses…except for one that’s worth it, here we go…

Ugly…that’s all you have? Dear God, dire need for better marketing here. “SQUALL, the last of the blood warriors who inspires badass, rockin’ opponents like OBLIVION to…call him ugly!” sighs

Is it so wrong to seek drama, what with the pathetic state of actual-interesting-things at a whole bunch of sites? With most of the links provided being conclusive proof that the world is sliding towards a gray-colored hell, why NOT write some drama? It can be good practice at making good writers.

Yes, and banning Leon was still a piece of shit (especially since you’d led him by acting friendly), orchestrated by communalistic bastards, of which you, by being in charge, get the special distinction of being chief of. Don’t you feel special? I know I would if I were in your place…

OHES WOW, SUMONE HOOSE CAN SPEAK LIEK THIS!!!~! I AM FLUMOXED AND ESTOUNDINATEDED! JOOPY-WOO KOOL WHIP CREAM. :abduct:
steps back into sanity
I can only wonder if you’ve even heard of Ender Wiggin…
Intellectualistic was a word purposefully invented for just such a use by you, Trotty. Thank you for helping us make a better language day by day.

On a more pleasant note, The CIA has been dispatched and will be Arriving shortly.

Okay, I THINK you mentionned me somewhere in there, but it’s hard to read with these tears of bitter laughter clouding my vision. Really, the mere idea that you consider me as your ‘opponent’ is quite telling of your social skills, among other things. Did it perhaps occur to you that I don’t care enough about your ramblings to muster up anything but a dismissive “bah” whenever you try to attack everyone here? I will do something that you surely wouldn’t expect from a base fool and evil enemy like me, what with my conspiring with everyone else on the internet to take you down, which is: I will offer some advice. Open your eyes wide now, I don’t want you to skip this and go immediately writing some insane reply about society not being violently macho enough. Okay, here is my advice:

Lighten the fuck up. If you’d just even pretend to play along for a second we’d tolerate you and mayhaps even find good things inside that wretched husk of a human you are and be your friends. So get off your pedestal, turn off your bullhorn, fold up your protest sign, and take a few deep breaths.

Originally Posted by cadium
since this is the only active forum, where can i get psx isos?

On the internet.

_DrAgOn · October 22, 2004, 11:27pm

For fnord sake Squall you should really listen to Oblivion, I mean for one thing they are definitely no conspiracies on the internet on to take anyone down here good sir.

But seriously you should listen to Oblivion.
Fnord.

Dopefish · October 23, 2004, 9:32am

UNLESS YOU’RE SQUALL.

Oh wait.

Yeah.

Listen to Oblivion.

And put on your party hat.

And eat a sandwich.

And get drunk.