The thread that just won't die


#1501

Any car that doesn’t allow you to put a live person in the trunk is useless.


#1502

What’s a “car” when it’s at home, eh?


#1503

Its one of those “Horseless Carriages”.

Crazy!


#1504

Fool! How does it move without a horse?


#1505

It is driven by unholy power from what the youngsters call its “ephemeral collusion indian” or some similar garbage. The diabolical machines obey not natural law!


#1506

You mean they’ve got tiny Indians powering it from the inside?

LET MY PEOPLE GO!


#1507

Worry not, they’re from the West Indies.


#1508

Oh, these cars are probably powered by tiny bobsledders then.


#1509

jamaican bobsledders?


#1510

I saw that movie… Man was it terrible.


#1511

Some people they say they can’t believe,
That Jamacia have a bobsled team!

Feel the rhythm, feel the ryhme, come on boys, it’s bobsled time!

I hope that brings back fond memories for you.


#1512

What’s all this, then?

Ah, black-market organs!

Carry on, then.


#1513

Hmmm… It looks like you have fresh organs. Fresh organs are hard to find in the Delta Quadrent.


#1514

LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS’D!!


#1515

OH MY GOD! THE UNDEA… Oh wait, they aren’t.


#1516

“That call seems to be coming from inside that school bus…”
“Inside the bus? It IS the bus! The Bus of the Undead…!”
“VAMPIRES!”


#1517

Hmmmmmmmm…

Blood.


#1518

mmmm in-n-out burger.


#1519

Speaking of burgers…

The Adventures of Kofi Annan

I soon discovered the crossroads and patiently stood beside them, waiting for folks to come by with various quarrels over territory lines and fish embargos. Some guy in tinfoil with a bloody sausage on his head ran by, so I tried to influence him to the UN by detailing how much power I had. He paused for a few seconds, giving me a chance to win him over…

(Stay tuned for the riveting second chronicle!)


#1520

I declare this thread offically dead.

Post in this thread no more for this is a dead thread.