The thread that just won't die

ravs got a lovely bunch of coconuts… deedly deedly… there they are a bouncing in his pants… two three four… big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.

/me is kidding, of course

Axl Rose: lead vocals, synth and percussion

Slash: lead, rhythm and acustic guitars

Izzy Stradlin: rhythm, lead guitars, backing vocals

Duff McKagan: bass guitar and backing vocals

Steven Adler: drums

All songs written, arranged and performed by Guns N’ Roses except “It’s So Easy” co-written with Wes Arkeen and “Anything Goes” with Chris Weber.

Welcome To The Jungle (4:31)

Welcome to the jungle
We’ve got fun ‘n’ games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We got your disease

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed

Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you’re gonna bleed
But it’s the price you pay
And you’re a very sexy girl
That’s very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won’t get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You’ll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed

And when you’re high you never
Ever want to come down, yeah

You know where you are
You’re in the jungle baby
You’re gonna die
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It’ gonna bring you down
Ha

It’s So Easy (3:21)

I see your sister in her
Sunday dress
She’s out to please
She pouts her best
She’s out to take
No need to try
She’s ready to make

It’s so easy, easy
When everybody’s tryin’ to
please me, baby
It’s so easy, easy
When everybody’s tryin’ to
please me

Cars are crashin’ every night
I drink n’ drive
everything’s in sight
I make the fire
But I miss the firefight
I hit the bull’s eye every night

It’s so easy, easy
When everybody’s tryin’ to
please me, baby
Yeah it’s so easy, easy
When everybody’s tryin’ to please me
So easy
But nothin’ seems to please me
It all fits so right
When I fade into the night
See me hit you
You fall down

I see you standin’ there
You think you’re so cool
Why don’t you just
Fuck off

Ya get nothin’ for nothin’
If that’s what you do
Turn around bitch I got a use for you
Besides you ain’t got nothin’ better to do
And I’m bored

It’s so easy, easy
When everybody’s tryin’ to
please me, baby
It’s so easy, easy
When everybody’s tryin’ to please me
So easy
But nothin’ seems to please me
It all fits so right
When I fade into the night
So come with me
Don’t ask me where cause I don’t know
I’ll try to please you
I ain’t got no money
But it goes to show
It’s so easy

Nightrain (4:26)

Loaded like a freight train
Flyin’ like an aeroplane
Feelin’ like a space brain
One more time tonight
Well I’m a west coast struttin’
One bad mother
Got a rattlesnake suitcase
Under my arm
Said I’m a mean machine
Been drinkin’ gasoline
And honey you can make my motor hum
I got one chance left
In a nine live cat
I got a dog eat dog sly smile
I got a Molotov cocktail
With a match to go
I smoke my cigarette with style
An I can tell you honey
You can make my money tonight

Wake up late
Honey put on your clothes
Take your credit card
to the liquor store
That’s one for you and
two for me by tonight
I’ll be loaded like a freight train
Flyin’ like an aeroplane
Feelin’ like a space brain
One more time tonight

I’m on the nightrain
Bottoms up
I’m on the nightrain
Fill my cup
I’m on the nightrain
Ready to crash and burn
I never learn
I’m on the nightrain
I love that stuff
I’m on the nightrain
I can never get enough
I’m on the nightrain
Never to return-no

Loaded like a freight train
Flyin’ like an aeroplane
Speedin’ like a space brain
One more time tonight
I’m on the nightrain
And I’m lookin’ for some
I’m on the nightrain
So’s I can leave this slum
I’m on the nightrain
And I’m ready to crash and burn
Nightrain
Bottoms up
I’m on the nightrain
Fill my cup
I’m on the nightrain

Whoa yeah
I’m on the nightrain
Love that stuff
I’m on the nightrain
An I can never get enough
Ridin’ the nightrain
I guess I
I guess, I guess, I guess
I never learn

On the nightrain
Float me home
Ooh I’m on the nightrain
Ridin’ the nightrain
Never to return
Nightrain

Out Ta Get Me (4:20)

Been hidin’ out
And layin’ low
It’s nothin’ new ta me
Well you can always find
a place to go
If you can keep your sanity
They break down the doors
And they rape my rights but
They won’t touch me
They scream and yell
And fight all night
You can’t tell me
I lose my head
I close my eyes
They won’t touch me
‘Cause I got somethin’
I been buildin’ up inside
For so fuckin’ long

They’re out ta get me
They won’t catch me
I’m innocent
They won’t break me

Sometimes it’s easy to forget where you’re goin’
Sometimes it’s harder to leave
And everytime you think you know just what you’re doin’
That’s when your troubles exceed
They push me in a corner
Just to get me to fight but
They won’t touch me
They preach and yell
And fight all night
You can’t tell me
I lose my head
I close my eyes
They won’t touch me
‘Cause I got somethin’
I been buildin’ up inside
I’m already gone

They’re out ta get me
They won’t catch me
I’m innocent
They won’t break me

Some people got a chip on their shoulder
An some would say it was me
But I didn’t buy that fifth of whisky
That you gave me
So I’d be quick to disagree

They’re out ta get me
They won’t catch me
I’m innocent
They won’t break me

They’re out to get me
They won’t catch me
I’m innocent
So you can
Suck me
Take that one to heart

Mr. Brownstone (3:46)

I get up around seven
Get outta bed around nine
And I don’t worry about nothin’ no
Cause worryin’s a waste of my…time

The show usually starts around seven
We go on stage around nine
Get on the bus about eleven
Sippin’ a drink and feelin’ fine

We been dancin’ with
Mr. Brownstone
He’s been knockin’
He won’t leave me alone

I used ta do a little
but a little wouldn’t do
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin’
ta get a little better
Said a little better than before
I used ta do a little
but a little wouldn’t do
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin’
ta get a little better
Said a little better than before

We been dancin’ with
Mr. Brownstone
He’s been knockin’
He won’t leave me alone

Now I get up around whenever
I used ta get up on time
But that old man
he’s a real muthafucker
Gonna kick him on down the line

Paradise City (6:46)

Just a’ urchin
livin’ under the street
I’m a hard case
that’s tough to beat
I’m your charity case
So buy me somethin’ to eat
I’ll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

Ragz to richez or so they say
Ya gotta-keep pushin’
for the fortune and fame
It’s all a gamble
When it’s just a game
Ya treat it like a capital crime
Everybody’s doin’ their time

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Strapped in the chair
of the city’s gas chamber
Why I’m here I can’t quite remember
The surgeon general says
it’s hazardous to breathe
I’d have another cigarette
but I can’t see
Tell me who you’re gonna believe

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

So far away
So far away
So far away
So far away

Captain America’s been torn apart
Now he’s a court jester
with a broken heart
He said
Turn me around and
take me back to the start
I must be losin’ my mind-
“Are you blind?”
I’ve seen it all a million times

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

My Michelle (3:39)

Your daddy works in porno
Now that mommy’s not around
She used to love her heroin
But now she’s underground
So you stay out late at night
And you do your coke for free
Drivin’ your friends crazy
With your life’s insanity

Well, well, well you just can’t tell
Well, well, well my Michelle

Sowin’ all your wild oats
In another’s luxuries
Yesterday was Tuesday
Maybe Thursday you can sleep
But school starts much too early
And this hotel wasn’t free
So party till your connection call
Honey I’ll return the key

Well, well, well you just can’t tell
Well, well, well my Michelle
Well, well, well you never can tell
Well, well, well my Michelle

Everyone needs love
You know that it’s true
Someday you’ll find someone
That’ll fall in love with you
But oh the time it takes
When you’re all alone
Someday you’ll find someone
That you can call your own
But till then ya better…

Now you’re clean
And so discreet
I won’t say a word
But most of all this song is true
Case you haven’t heard
So c’mon and stop your cryin’
'Cause we both know money burns
Honey don’t stop tryin;
An you’ll get what you deserve

Well, well, well you just can’t tell
Well, well, well my Michelle
Well, well, well you never can tell
Well, well, well my Michelle

Think About You (3:50)

Say baby you been lookin’ real good
I remember when we met
Funny how it never felt so good
It’s a feelin’ that I know
I know I’ll never forget
Ooh it was the best time
I can remember
Ooh and the love we shared-
is lovin’ that’ll last forever

There wasn’t much
in this heart of mine
There was a little left
and babe you found it
It’s funny how I never felt so high
It’s a feelin’ that I know
I know I’ll never forget
Ooh it was the best thing
I can remember
Ooh and the love we shared-
is lovin’ that’ll last forever

I think about you
Honey all the time
my heart says yes
I think about you
Deep inside I love you best
I think about you
You know you’re the one I want
I think about you
Darlin’ you’re the only one
I think about you

Somethin’ changed
in this heart of mine
An’ I’m so glad that ya showed me
Funny how I never felt so high
It’s a feelin’ that I know
I know I’ll never forget
Ooh it was the best time
I can remember
Ooh and the love we shared-
is lovin’ that’ll last forever

Sweet Child O’ Mine (5:55)

She’s got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that
Special place
And if I stared too long
I’d probably break down and cry

Sweet child o’ mine
Sweet love of mine

She’s got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I’d hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

Sweet child o’ mine
Sweet love of mine

Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o’ mine

You’re Crazy (3:25)

I been lookin’ for a trace
Lookin’ for a heart
Lookin’ for a lover in a world
that’s much too dark
You don’t want my love
You want satisfaction
You don’t need my love
You gotta find yourself another
Piece of the action, yeah

Said where you goin’
What you gonna do
I been lookin’ everywhere
I been lookin’ for you

You don’t want my love
You want satisfaction
You don’t need my love
You gotta find yourself another
Piece of the action
‘Cause you’re crazy
You’re fuckin’ crazy
Ya know you’re crazy
I said you’re crazy

Say boy where ya comin’ from
Where’d ya get that point of view
When I was younger
Said I knew someone like you
And they said

You don’t want my love
You want satisfaction
You don’t need my love
You gotta find yourself another
Piece of the action
‘Cause you’re crazy
You’re fuckin’ crazy
Ya know you’re crazy
I said you’re crazy
Ooh you’re crazy
You know you’re crazy
Well you’re crazy
You know you’re crazy

You know you are
Bring it down
You’re fuckin’ crazy

Anything Goes (3:25)

I been thinkin’ ‘bout
Thinkin’ ‘bout sex
Always hungry for somethin’
That I haven’t had yet
Maybe baby you got somethin’ to lose
Well I got somethin’,
I got somethin’ for you

My way-your way
Anything goes tonight
My way-your way
Anything goes

Panties ‘round your knees
With your ass in debris
Doin’ dat grind
with a push and squeeze
Tied up, tied down,
up against the wall
Be my rubbermade baby
An’ we can do it all

My way-your way
Anything goes tonight

Rocket Queen (6:13)

If I say I don’t need anyone
I can say these things to you
'cause
I can turn on anyone
Just like I’ve turned on you
I’ve got a tongue like a razor
A sweet switchblade knife
And I can do you favors
But then you’ll do whatever I like

Here I am
And you’re a Rocket Queen
I might be a little young
But Honey I ain’t naive
Here I am
And you’re a Rocket Queen oh yeah
I might be too much
But honey you’re a bit obscene

I’ve seen everything imaginable
Pass before these eyes
I’ve had everything that’s tangible
Honey you’d be suprised
I’m a sexual innuendo
In this burned out paradise
If you turn me on to anything
You better turn me on tonight

Here I am
And you’re a Rocket Queen
I might be a little young
But Honey I ain’t naive
Here I am
And you’re a Rocket Queen oh yeah
I might be too much
But honey you’re a bit obscene

I see you standin’
Standin’ on your own
It’s such a lonely place for you
For you to be
If you need a shoulder
Or if you need a friend
I’ll be here standing
Until the bitter end
No one needs the sorrow
No one needs the pain
I hate to see you
Walking out there
Out in the rain
So don’t chastise me
Or think I, I mean you harm
Of those that take you
Leave you strung out
Much too far
Baby - yeah

Don’t ever leave me
Say you’ll always be there
All I ever wanted
Was for you
To know that I care

GUNS N’ ROSES!

Zoso shall rule soon…once I find the lyrics.

  1. [untitled fourth album]
    Atlantic Records 19129 (Remastered 82638)
    Produced by Jimmy Page
    Released November 8, 1971
    1. Black Dog (Page/Plant/Jones)
    2. Rock and Roll (Page/Plant/Jones/Bonham)
    3. The Battle of Evermore (Page/Plant)
    4. Stairway To Heaven (Page/Plant)
    5. Misty Mountain Hop (Page/Plant/Jones)
    6. Four Sticks (Page/Plant)
    7. Going To California (Page/Plant)
    8. When The Levee Breaks (Page/Plant/Jones/Bonham/Memphis Minnie)

1. Black Dog
Hey hey mama said the way you move,
Gonna make you sweat gonna make you groove.
Oh oh child way you shake that thing,
Gonna make you burn gonna make you sting.
Hey hey baby when you walk that way
Watch your honey drip can’t keep away.

I gotta roll can’t stand still,
Got a flaming heart can’t get my fill.
Eyes that shine burning red,
Dreams of you all through my head.

Hey baby,
Oh baby,
Pretty baby.

Hey baby,
Oh baby,
Pretty baby.

Didn’t take too long before I found out,
What people mean by down and out.
Spent my money took my car,
Started tellin’ her friends she gonna be a star.
I don’t know but I been told,
A big legged woman ain’t got no soul.

All I ask for when I pray,
Steady rollin’ woman gonna come my way.
Need a woman gonna hold my hand,
And tell me no lies make me a happy man.

2. Rock and Roll
It’s been a long time since I rock and rolled,
It’s been a long time since I did the stroll.
Let me get it back let me get it back,
Let me get it back where I come from.
It’s been a long time been a long time,
Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time.

It’s been a long time since the book of love,
I can’t count the tears of a life with no love.
Carry me back carry me back,
Carry me back baby where I come from.
It’s been a long time been a long time,
Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time.

Seems so long since we walked in the moonlight,
Making vows that just can’t work right.
Open your arms opens your arms,
Open your arms baby let my love come running in.
It’s been a long time been a long time,
Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time.

3. The Battle of Evermore
Queen of Light took her bow,
And then she turned to go.
The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom,
And walked the night alone.

Dance in the dark of night,
Sing to the morning light.
The dark Lord rides in force tonight,
And time will tell us all.

Throw down your plow and hoe,
Rest not to lock your homes.
Side by side we wait the might,
Of the darkest of them all.

I hear the horses’ thunder down in the valley below.
I’m waiting for the angels of Avalon,
Waiting for the eastern glow.

The apples of the valley hold,
The seas of happiness.
The ground is rich from tender care,
Repay do not forget.

Dance in the dark of night,
Ssing to the morning light.
The apples turn to brown and black,
The tyrant’s face is red.

Oh the war is common cry,
Pick up you swords and fly.
The sky is filled with good and bad,
That mortals never know.

Oh well the night is long the beads of time pass slow.
Tired eyes on the sunrise,
Waiting for the eastern glow.

The pain of war cannot exceed,
The woe of aftermath.
The drums will shake the castle wall,
The ring wraiths ride in black.

Sing as you raise your bow,
Shoot straighter than before.
No comfort has the fire at night,
That lights the face so cold.

Dance in the dark of night,
Sing to the morning light.
The magic runes are writ in gold,
To bring the balance back.

At last the sun is shining,
The clouds of blue roll by.
With flames from the dragon of darkness,
The sunlight blinds his eyes.

4. Stairway to Heaven
There’s a lady who’s sure,
All that glitters is gold,
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows,
If the stores are all closed,
With a word she can get what she came for.
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven.

There’s a sign on the wall,
But she wants to be sure,
Because you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook,
There’s a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
It makes me wonder.

There’s a feeling I get,
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen,
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
It makes me wonder.

And it’s whispered that soon,
If we all call the tune,
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn,
For those who stand long,
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow,
Don’t be alarmed now,
It’s just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes there are two paths you can go by,
But in the long run,
There’s still time to change the road you’re on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won’t go,
In case you don’t know,
The piper’s calling you to join him.
Dear lady can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know,
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know,
Who shines white light and wants to show.
How everything still turns to gold,
And if you listen very hard,
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all.
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she’s buying a stairway to heaven.

5. Misty Mountain Top
Walking in the park just the other day baby,
What do you think I saw?
Crowds of people sitting on the grass with flowers in their hair said,
“Hey boy, do you wanna score?”
And you know how it is,
I really don’t know what time it was,
So I asked them if I could stay a while.

I didn’t notice but it had got very dark and I was really,
Really out of my mind.
Just then a policeman stepped up to me and asked us said please hey would we care,
To all get in line.
Get in line.
Well you know,
They asked us to stay for tea and have some fun,
He said that his friends would all drop by.

Why don’t you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
And baby baby baby do you like it?
There you sit, sitting spare like a book on a shelf rusting,
Not trying to fight it.
You really don’t care if they’re coming,
I know that it’s all a state of mind.

If you go down in the streets today baby you better,
You better open your eyes.
Folk down there really don’t care really don’t care don’t care really don’t,
Which way the pressure lies.
So I’ve decided what I’m gonna do now.
So I’m packing my bags for the Misty Mountains,
Where the spirits go now,
Over the hills where the spirits fly.

I really don’t know.

Oh baby it’s crying time,
Oh baby I got to fly.
Got to try to find a way,
Got to try to get away.
Cause you know I gotta get away from you.

Oh baby, the river’s red,
Oh baby, in my head.
There’s a funny feeling going on.
I don’t think I can hold out long.

And when the owls cry in the night,
Oh baby baby, when the pines begin to cry.
Baby baby baby how do you feel.
If the river runs dry baby,
How do you feel.

Craze baby the rainbow’s end,
Mmm baby it’s just a den for those who hide.
Who hide their love to depths of life,
And ruin dreams that we all knew so babe.

And when the owls cry in the night,
And baby when the pines begin to cry,
Oh baby baby how do you feel.
If the rivers run dry baby,
How do you feel.

7. Going to California
Spent my days with a woman unkind,
Smoked my stuff and drank of my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start,
Going to California with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me there’s a girl out there,
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

Took my chances on a big jet plane,
Never let them tell you that they’re all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey,
Wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake,
As the children of the sun began to awake.

Seems that the wrath of the gods,
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow.
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time,
I’ll meet you up there where the path.
Runs straight and high.

To find a queen without a king,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings.
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn,
Tryin’ to find a woman who’s never never never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it’s not as hard hard hard as it seems.

8. When the Levee breaks
f it keeps on raining,
Levee’s going to break.
If it keeps on raining,
Levee’s going to break.
When the levee breaks,
I’ll have no place to stay.

Mean old levee,
Taught me to weep and moan.
Mean old levee,
Taught me to weep and moan.
Its got what it takes,
To make a mountain man leave his home.

Don’t it make you feel bad,
When you’re trying to find your way home,
You don’t know which way to go?
If you’re going down South,
They got no work to do,
If you don’t know about Chicago.

Crying won’t help you,
Praying won’t do you no good.
Crying won’t help you,
Praying won’t do you no good.
When the levee breaks,
Mama you got to move.

All last night,
Sat on the levee and moaned.
All last night,
Sat on the levee and moaned.
Thinking about my baby,
And my happy home.

Going to Chicago.
Sorry but I can’t take you.

[SIZE=10]ZOSO[/SIZE]

I’m a cold heartbreaker
Fit ta burn and I’ll rip
your heart in two
An I’ll leave you lyin’ on the bed
I’ll be out the door before ya wake
It’s nuthin’ new ta you
'Cause I think we’ve seen that movie too

‘Cause you could be mine
But you’re way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin’
And your cocaine tongue
You get nuthin’ done
I said you could be mine

Now holidays come and then they go
It’s nothin’ new today
Collect another memory
When I come home late at night
Don’t ask me where I’ve been
Just count your stars
I’m home again

‘Cause you could be mine
But you’re way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin’
And your cocaine tongue
You get nuthin’ done
I said you could be mine

You’ve gone sketchin’ too many times
Why don’t ya give it a rest
Why
Must you find
Another reason to cry

While you’re breakin’ down my back n’ I been rackin’ out my brain
It don’t matter how we make it
‘Cause it always ends the same
You can push it for more mileage
But your flaps r’ wearin’ thin
And I could sleep on it ‘til mornin’
But this nightmare never ends
Don’t forget to call my lawyers
With ridiculous demands
An you can take the pity so far
But it’s more than I can stand
‘Cause this couchtrip’s gettin’ older
Tell me how long has it been
'Cause 5 years is forever
An you haven’t grown up yet

You could be mine
But you’re way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin’
And your cocaine tongue
You get nuthin’ done
I said you could be mine
You should be
You could be mine

Yeah!

On request of Rav :smiley:

ROBERT PLANT!

DROOL

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“i’m too busy looking at the band to listen to them…” - Ravdeep Sidhu

Are you down with my godly pickle?
Kiss my steamy hard crank.
Lip of throbbing desire.
I blush as her two soft melons sail the translucent universe.
Weed.
I do his wood.
THe magic of naked women is like a poison laughing as you and me fly blindly into a ferocious hole where yesterdays sacrificed poetry devouring broken prisoners like animals remember me learn to turst men.
Oh brother, fresh grass.
To be clean is dazzling.
Long stream from night’s rhythms.
Eleborate big green.
We have champagne and have wild sex with pie as blue ice presents vast worry.
A cold breeze will kill your stiffy.
Sprite: time, breath, live, heal, burn.
After coffee some squirm.
Secret dirt on felin smokers will make morning linger once caramel melts steel.
Dancing fire surrounded my old cat.
Courdory could akways be orange.
Come from brilliant marble when embrace explore.

-NOTE I DID NOT MAKE UP ANY OF THE ABOVE PHRASES. They were constructed by my brother (yes, he is older) and some of his friends during a simulated submarine mission he did for one of his classes in school. So no, I am not gay.

He used the term “melons”. I don’t think that constitutes homosexuality. :smiley:

But the phrase “I do his wood” is used… btw, some of his friends are females, just to clear some things up.

Suddenly, SinFest.

She’s not THAT cute…

Originally posted by CyonPro
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Hell is where you flame people.

General Dicussion is where people post aimlessly.

Truth.

Turtles would be orange if the sky had a purpose.

The sky does have a purpose, and turtles’ll be orange if you paint them.

Originally posted by Rav0s
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Hell is where you flame people.

General Dicussion is where people post aimlessly. [/B]

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Getting back on topic:

I highly recommend the Kodak DX3215 digital camera with Easy Dock for affordability and quality.

the topic was too stay off topic, which you all fail to do, so now you must be banished to wisconsin.

my telephone is ringing… does anybody have a quarter?