Because I don't like you.
I can only imagine how fantastically nerdy this is going to be. I can already guarantee you'll be disappointed in how I'm not really all that funny, and you'll all squirm uncomfortably as I tear into yet another racially motivated diatribe about how the mexicans are destroying our country, in cahoots with the blacks and the Jews (who own the banks, didn't you know???).
And I'm sure Gil won't make you any happier you came, either.
(edit: in all honesty, I'm curious to meet all of you. Especially KBV, although I can't put my finger on that one. I just wish Rav weren't British, and Smee weren't gay, and that other guy...you know...um...well, I wish he were coming too)
P.P.S. i invited leon and squall guys lol