It's the Trotsky birthday thread!


#1

Birthday threads are FUN and this one is no exception!

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Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother…
That thing was YOU.
YOU.

YOU YOU YOU YOU
Did she scream, did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
GET
TO
DIEEEEEEEE

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping, grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self-abhorrence

Years keep passing, aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new prescription:
BULLET IN A FUCKING GUN

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel your lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

Now you’re old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
THERE’S NO POINT IN FUCKING BLUFFING
<b>OPEN UP YOUR DETHDAY PRESENT</b>
<font size=“3”><b>IT’S A BOX OF FUCKING NOTHING</b></font>

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you’re running out of life

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

RRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH YOU’RE GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF <b>LIFE</b>

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nom nom nom


#2

That orb is lovin’ him some ice cream cake.

And so was this orb.

om nom nom


#3

What is this, WORDS? Well OK then.

Laaaaaast night I dreamed about cake for breakfast
Two big pieces just for me. They’re
Standing there on a paper platter
Covered with a doily

The clock above the refrigerator
Moved her eyes from left to right
She sang to me and she swung her tail
This is what she said last night

Can you live your life completely?
Can you do it wild and sweetly?
Can you dream about cake for breakfast
Two big pieces just for me?

Bananas cut in a bowl of batter
Wilted beets and celery
Those candles stuck to the paper platter
Everyone was calling me

The light inside the refrigerator
Shined a moon-beam on their heads
On which was writ a bold inscription
This is what the icing said

Can you live your life completely?
Can you do it wild and sweetly?
Can you dream about cake for breakfast
Two big pieces just for me?

When I woke up there was cake for breakfast
Sugar roses, birthday red
Picasso drew on the paper platter
“Famous artist, shiny head”

So if your calendar page is turning
Move your knees and dance away
And call me up at my other number
This is what I have to say

Can you burn your candles brightly?
Radiate then leave politely?
Here’s your beautiful cake for breakfast
Two big pieces just for you

Can you live your life completely?
Can you do it wild and sweetly?
Can you dream about cake for breakfast
Two big pieces juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust
Fooooooooooooooooooor
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


#4

Happy birthday sir. Enjoy that metric ton of cake you’re about to consume.


#5

the cake is a lie!

is everyone else tired of Portal jokes?


#6

Look at you still talking when there’s science to do.


#7

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#8

hey guys what did I miss

a wedding and a birthday huh

ok


#9

you didn’t miss any wedding
you still have time to crash IT AND YOU WILL
just imagine the positive results
just imagine the positive
just imagine the
just imagine
just


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