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#1481

Vegemite…yet no Cap’n Crunch.

Prison island, indeed.


#1482

Once I ate an entire jar of vegimite and ended up with a salt overdose so I had to have my stomach pumped

THIS WAS A LIE


#1483

Diablo Clone.

Did the clone defeat me? Almost, but no.

Did I defeat the clone? HELL no. He has that Druid skill that rains meteors down around him, so it’s near impossible to get close. Also, static field does not work. He must have regenerate health 5000000% or something, because it’s impossible to take his life bar down two pixels. Prevent monster heal would have worked, but my mercenary was never able to hit the clone with his prevent monster heal weapon. I managed to get him close to a fire shrine, which took half his health. His health then came back very quickly. Hate.

And now a screenshot for your amusement. Notice my mercenary, who just fell down as soon as the clone appeared. I assume he fainted out of terror:


#1484

So yeah maybe he’s easier over here at USWest, or maybe there are too many Korean Amazons


#1485

Aces.


#1486

Not even death can save you from him.


#1487


I AM MR. TROT_TO_TROTSKY CURRENTLY SERVING AS A STUDENT IN SOME PLACE IN MICHIGAN, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I KNOW THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOUR BECAUSE WE HAVE HAD NO PREVIOUS COMMUNICATIONS OR BUSINESS DEALINGS BEFORE NOW.

MY ASSOCIATES HAVE RECENTLY MADE CLAIM TO A STASH OF GAY PORN WORTH AN ESTIMATED $1 BILLION U.S. DOLLARS. I AM WRITING TO YOU IN CONFIDENCE BECAUSE WE URGENTLY REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE TO OBTAIN THESE FUNDS.

IN THE EARLY 1990S MY ASSOCIATES AND I COLLECTED VALUABLE PIECES OF GAY PORN AND OTHER GAY PARAPHENALIA ON A WEEKLY BASIS. IN 2001 HOWEVER, A REGIME CHANGE IN OUR COUNTRY OUTLAWED GAY PORN AND WE WERE FORCED TO HIDE OUR GAY PORN IN VARIOUS FINANCIAL ESTABLISHMENTS. HOWEVER, WE FEEL IT IS NOW SAFE TO RECOVER THESE PIECES OF PORN THAT WE HAVE STOWED AWAY.

MY ASSOCIATES AND I ARE THEREFORE THE FULL AND RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF THE GAY PORN STASH THAT WE SPEAK OF. OUR FRIENDS HAVE DISCOVERED NEARLY SEVENTY (70) NEW GAY PORN MAGAZINES AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE RIGHT NOW. AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, THIS GIVES US A CLAIM ON THE MILLIONS OF OTHER PIECES OF GAY PORN THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN OUR COLLECTION. OUR LEGAL EXPERTS HAVE ADVISED US THAT OUR COLLECTION OF THESE MAGAZINES IS WORTH AN ESTIMATED ONE (1) BILLION U.S. DOLLARS.

UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE HAVING DIFFICULTY EXTRACTING OUR FUNDS FROM THESE GAY PORNS. TO THIS EFFECT I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE MANDATE BY MY COLLEAGUES TO CONTACT YOU AND ASK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. WE ARE PREPARED TO SELL YOU A SHARE IN THIS ENTERPRISE, WHICH WILL SOON BE VERY PROFITABLE, THAT WILL GRANT YOU THE RIGHTS TO USE THESE VALUABLE PORNS IN YOUR BUSINESS ENTERPRISE. UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE NOT ABLE AT THIS TIME TO SET A PRICE ON THESE RIGHTS. THEREFORE IT IS OUR RESPECTFUL SUGGESTION, THAT YOU MAY BE IMMEDIATELY A PARTY TO THIS ENTERPRISE, BEFORE OTHERS ACCEPT THESE LUCRATIVE TERMS, THAT YOU SEND US THE NUMBER OF A BANKING ACCOUNT WHERE WE CAN WITHDRAW FUNDS OF A SUITABLE AMOUNT TO GUARANTEE YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ENTERPRISE. AS AN ALTERNATIVE YOU MAY SEND US THE NUMBER AND EXPIRATION DATE OF YOUR MAJOR CREDIT CARD, OR YOU MAY SEND TO US A SIGNED CHECK FROM YOUR BANKING ACCOUNT PAYABLE TO “TROT_TO_TROTSKY” AND WITH THE AMOUNT LEFT BLANK FOR US TO CONVENIENTLY SUPPLY.

KINDLY TREAT THIS REQUEST AS VERY IMPORTANT AND STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. I HONESTLY ASSURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL AND RISK-FREE.

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#1488


#1489

Best post ever.
<3


#1490

…What the hell did I just listen to on my voicemail?


#1491

what the hell is going on around here?


#1492

My name is

My name is

STEVIE!

STEVIE!

STEVIE MCEASY, BABY!


#1493

No really, the skins all fucked up, what happened, this sucks


#1494

Change in User CP


#1495

User CP > Edit Options > Postbit View: Vertical


#1496

What happen …?
someone set up us the skin…
we get signal…
Oh… , its you
all your skin are belong to us
what you doing?
All crap skin are belong to you
user CP, for great justice

it not working still, forum looks like crap


#1497

Ah, there we go, much better


#1498

so… yeah keep posting Neon.

For unrelated reasons.


#1499

For some reason…I just realized that I really, really, really enjoy tits.

Strange how this just happened.


#1500

Final Fantasy X-2 sold a million copies in North America.

I weep.